How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling?
She’s got that down-in-the-mouth look.
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Piranhas in the aquarium: sink your finger, lose your finger-game!
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What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit?
A rabbit that says, "Ribbit."
What must a policeman have before searching a rabbits home?
A search warren.
Q: Why doesn't Tigger have any friends?
A: He plays with Pooh.
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Two cows were talking.One cow asked the other"
I wonder what hamburgers are made of?"
The other cow replied "YOUR MOM!
What do you if you're trapped inside a whale?
Run round and round till you're all pooped out!
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Mother to little boy: ‘Stop pulling the cat’s tail.’
Boy: ‘I’m not.
I’m just holding it.
It’s the cat that’s doing the pulling.’
One day Mullah was beating his donkey in a remote place.
A man saw him and asked: why are you beating the poor animal.
Sorry, said Mullah, is it a member of your family?
An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by and relieves himself on the woman's head.
"Yech!" says the woman. "Get some toilet paper."
"What for? He must be half-a-mile away by now."
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