Q: What's invisible and smells like carrots?
A: Bunny farts!
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Doctor: "Your eyesight seems to be poor."
Mohan: "How did you come to that conclusion?"
Doctor: "You seemed to have missed noticing the sign, hung outside. This is a veterinary hospital."
Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, cobra died after 5 days.
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Q: What does an elephant use as tampon?
A: A sheep.
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A baby hedgehog lost itself, in the garden.
Sad, he strolls from here to there, whereupon he bumps in a cactus and full of hope he says:
Mama, is that you?
How do rabbits get to work?
By rabbit transit.
What do you get if you cross a hippo, elephant and a rhino?
A Helephino!!
Little Johnny wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents for days.
Finally his mother talked his reluctant father into taking him.
"So how was it?" his mother asked when they returned home.
"Great," Little Johnny replied.
"Did you and daddy have a good time?" asked his mother.
"Yeah, daddy really liked it too," exclaimed Little Johnny, "especially when one of the animals came home at 30 to 1!"
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What do you call a dinosaur with magic powers?
Tyrannosaurus Hex.
Chuck Norris could stab you with a worm.
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