Q: What's invisible and smells like carrots?
A: Bunny farts!
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Two neighbors had been fighting each other for nigh on four decades.
Bob buys a Great Dane and teaches it to use the bathroom in Bill's yard.
For one whole year Bill ignores the dog.
So Bob then buys a cow and teaches it to use the bathroom in Bill's yard.
After about a year and a half of Bob's cow crapping in Bill's yard; being ignored all the while, a semi pulls up in front of Bill's house.
Bob runs over and demands to know what's in the 18-wheeler.
'My new pet elephant,' Bill replies solemly.
If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in bed with a mosquito.
A crocodile has 2 eyes and 80 teeth.
Question:
What has 80 eyes and 2 teeth?
Answer:
A full bus of old men.
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What do you call a rabbit who is real cool?
A hip hopper.
What did the bee say to the flower?
"Hi, honey."
What did the male squirrel say when the female attacked him...
Get away from my nuts.
What happened when the shark became famous?
He tured into a starfish.
In what type of weather is the vet the busiest?
When its raining cats and dogs.
A dog is truly a man's best friend.
If you don't believe it, just try this experiment.
Lock your dog and your wife in the boot of the car for an hour.
When you open the boot, which one is really happy to see you?