Q: What's invisible and smells like carrots? A: Bunny farts!
Why did the tadpole feel lonely? Because he was newt to the area.
Q: What's a tiger running a copy machine called? A: A copycat!
Q: Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? A: He was having a bad hare day!
The old mosquito puts the little baby’s to bed and tells them: If you are good, tomorrow I’m going to take you to the nudists.
Blonde 1: Don't tell anyone but Bees scare me. Blonde 2: Dont worry, the whole alphabet scares me
This little snail bought a little car and took it to the body shop to have it painted. The service man asked him exactly what he wanted done, and the snail said he wanted little's s painted all around and all over his car. The service man asked him why, and the snail answered "When people see me in my car I want them to say, look at that S-Car-Go!"
What are cat-erpillars afraid of? Dog-erpillars.
A husband and wife are eating soup. The wife spills soup all over her and says: "Oh no, I look like a pig" "Yes and you also have soup all over you!"
What happened to the frog's car when his parking meter expired? It got toad!!
Two men were walking along the street when they came upon a dog licking his dick. One man said, "I sure wish I could do that." The other replied, "You can, but you're probably going to have to pet him first."