Q: What's invisible and smells like carrots?
A: Bunny farts!
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The Karate Kid killed caught a fly with two chopsticks, Chuck Norris killed a rhino with one.
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If they made a movie starring the Loch Ness monster and the great white shark from Jaws, what would the movie be called?
Loch Jaws.
Little Billy sits on his neighbour fence.
After a while he asks surprised:
Sir, how come your pig has only tree legs?
Because I used only one leg for the stock.
Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house everyone felt shitty even the mouse.
Mom at the whorehouse and dad smoking grass, I settled down for a nice piece of ass.
When all of a sudden I heard such a clatter, I sprung from my place to see what was the matter.
When out on the lawn I saw a big dick, I new in a moment it must be Saint Nick.
He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell, I knew in a moment the f*cker had fell.
He filled all of our stockings with pretzels and beer and a big rubber dick for my brother the queer.
He rose up the chimney with a thunderous fart, the son of a b*tch tore the chimney apart.
He swore and he cursed as he flew out of sight, "piss on you all and have a hell of a night."
Yo' Mama is so fat, the hippos at the zoo get jealous of her figure.
I saw some ducks practicing their teenage girl faces at the pond today.
Chuck Norris was once bitten by a venomous cobra ....
After 5 days of excrutiating pain the cobra
Eventually died
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Q: What did the dad buffalo say to his son on the first day of school?
A: Bison.
Why are there no zebras in Czech zoos?
Czechs and stripes don’t mix.
