Yo momma’s so ugly, she makes onions cry.
Yo' Mama is so poor, her bathroom consists of a tin can and a pile of leaves.
Yo Momma is so stupid when she asked me what kind of jeans am I wearing I said Guess and she said Levis.
Yo' Mama is so stanky, even the garbage man won't pick her up.
Yo mama so hairy when you were born you almost died of rugburn.
Yo momma is so fat her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Yo' mama so fat, when she was a baby, she took a bath with a rubber albatross.
Yo momma’s so fat, she sells shade in the summer.
Yo mama so fat when she looks in the mirror the mirror said: "oh no get out the way."
Yo momma’s so stupid, she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the Ws.