Yo momma’s so ugly, she makes onions cry.
Yo mamma’s so hairy, last night I confused here with a bush and pissed on her!
Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!
Yo Mama so poor I saw her with one shoe in the garbage can and I said, "Did you lost a shoe." And she said, "Nope I just found one."
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I took her to the zoo, the security guard thanked me for bringing her back.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she called the 7-11 to see when they closed.
Yo mama's so dumb that when she saw the "Under 17 not admitted" sign at a movie theatre, she went home and got 16 friends.
Your mum is so fat when she sat at the back of the bus it pulled a wheelie.
Yo mama so stupid that she mourned wen we slaughtered a goat for Cristmas.
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she picks a booger, she yells, "Clap your hands and stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we got meat!"
Yo momma so fat that when she was seated in the last row, the plane couldn't get off the ground.