Yo momma’s so ugly, she makes onions cry.
Yo momma’s so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran and got a bowl.
Yo mama so fat that she fell over and rocked herself to sleep trying to get up.
You mama's so skinny... she can hang glide with a dorito!
Yo mama so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death! Yo mama so dumb she stole a free cookie!
Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?
Yo mommas so stupid she failed a survey.
Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise!
Yo momma so nasty i had phone sex with her and she gave me an earinfection.
Yo Mommas SO POOR I SEE HER KICKING A CAN DOWN THE ROAD, I SAID "WHAT YAR DOING " SHE SAID "MOVING"!
You're so ugly, Yo' Mama had to be drunk to breastfeed you.