Yo momma’s so ugly, she makes onions cry.
Your momma's pussy is so hairy, when your brother was born he died of rugburn.
Yo' mama got such bad dandruff, the principal declared a snow day!
Yo' Mama is so fat, she gets her nails done at the auto shop.
You so ugly, when Yo Momma drops you off at school, she gets a ticket for littering.
Yo mamma is like a piece of wood, flat and easy to nail.
Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Yo mama so fat, her portrait fell off the wall.
Yo Mama's so fat, she makes Johana Hill look superbad at gaining weight.
Yo' Mama has more crabs than Red Lobster.