Joke #4471

Yo momma’s so ugly, she makes onions cry.

Yo Mamas so stupid she was yelling into the mailbox. We ask her whats she doing and she said, she was sending a voice-mail.

Yo' Mama is so nasty, she gave me an ear infection over the phone.

Yo' Mama is so fat, she got stuck in the great outdoors.

Yo mamma so ugly she scares Chuck Norris!

Yo mama's so fat, when the police showed her a picture of her feet, she couldn't identify them.

Yo mama is so poor, I saw her kicking a can down the street and I asked her, "What are you doing?" and she said, "Moving".

Yo' Mama is so hairy, she has to part the hair on her butt to go to the bathroom.

Yo' Mama so fat, I can stand on her belly and high-five God.

Yo mama so heavy that when she went in the elevator as soon as one foot goes in falls strait to the bottom.

Yo mama's so fat, that her MySpace has no space.