Joke #4471

Yo momma’s so ugly, she makes onions cry.

Yo momma’s so stupid, when she went to a movie and it said, ‘Under 17 not admitted’, she went home to find 16 relatives.

Yo momma’s so fat, she sells shade in the summer.

Yo mama is so poor that your TV got 2 channels: ON and OFF.

Yo mama's so fat, she's the reason why the universe is expanding.

Your momma's so fat the only time she sees "90210" is when she's on a scale.

Yo mama is so poor, I saw her kicking a can down the street and I asked her, "What are you doing?" and she said, "Moving".

Yo mamma is so fat that she's a call of duty map!

Yo Mama's so dumb she waited all day at a stop sign.

"Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones!"

Yo momma is so fat, that when NASA put her on the moon, her breasts were the only things bouncing... just like on earth.