Yo momma’s so ugly, she makes onions cry.
Yo mama so ugly, even hello kitty said goodbye.
Yo momma mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.
Yo mamma so stupid, when I said lets hit the dance floor, she stated hitting it.
Yo momma so poor... That your family ate Cornflakes with a fork to save milk.
Yo momma is so fat her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Yo' Mama is so dirty, they won't even use her bath water for waterboarding.
Your mama so fat she was going to walmart tripped over kmart and landed right on target!
Yo mama so stupid somebody said "What's your IQ?" and she said gesundheit.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her zits don't want to be seen with her.
Yo Momma's house is so small you have to go outside to change your mind.