‘I recently sold the rights of my love life to Parker brothers, they’re going to turn it into a game.’ Woody Allen
Two friends: Tonight I am going to organize a group sex session in my apartment. Do you want to come? Of course! How many people are coming? Three, if you bring your girlfriend.
‘Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.’ Rodney Dangerfield
What did one tit say to the other? I hope we get support soon or people will think we're nuts.
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
Why do women need guys? Vibrators don’t usually pay for drinks.
Seven wise men with knowledge so fine, created a pussy to their design. First was a butcher, with smart wit, using a knife, he gave it a slit, Second was a carpenter, strong and bold, with a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole, Third was a tailor, tall and thin, by using red velvet, he lined it within, Fourth was a hunter, short and stout, with a piece of fox fur, he lined it without, Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell, threw in a fish and gave it a smell, Sixth was a preacher, whose name was McGee, he touched it and blessed it, and said it could pee, Last was a sailor, dirty little runt, he sucked it and fucked it, and called it a cunt.
A man was telling his wife that he wanted to go to this country in which women paid men twenty dollars every time they had sex. She replied, "I do too!" He gets confused and asks why. She tells him, "I'd like to see how long you can last on forty dollars a month."
how come blondes don't wear tampons? so their crabs don't go bungie jumping.
What is special about a dead baby over all other forms of life? You can achieve deep throat from whichever way you enter.
Bigamy is having one wife too many, but so is monogamy.