Joke #4510

‘I recently sold the rights of my love life to Parker brothers, they’re going to turn it into a game.’ Woody Allen
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A man was telling his wife that he wanted to go to this country in which women paid men twenty dollars every time they had sex. She replied, "I do too!" He gets confused and asks why. She tells him, "I'd like to see how long you can last on forty dollars a month."
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