What happened when the chef got his hand caught in the dishwasher?
They both got fired.
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Two old ladies are discussing their dead husbands.
‘Tell me,’ says one.
‘Did you have mutual orgasms?’
‘No,’ says the other.
‘I think we were with the Prudential.’
A punk rocker gets on the bus with green, yellow, purple and orange hair.
An old guy sitting on the bus stares at him, and the punk says, "What's the matter, old man, didn't you ever do anything wild in your life?"
And the old man says, "Yeah, one time I fucked a parrot. I thought maybe you were my kid."
What's the difference between a dead baby and a table?
You can't fuck a table.
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Programming is like sex.
One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
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Chuck Norris always has s*x on the bottom.
Because he never f*cks up.
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What happened when the blonde tried to give her boyfriend a blow-job while he was driving?
They both fell off the motorcycle.
Yo' Mama is so fat, after sex, she smokes a turkey.
Let me insert my plug into your socket and we can generate some electricity.
Maths is like s*x...
ADD the bed
MINUS the clothes
DIVIDE the legs
and pray you don't MULTIPLY.