Joke #4546

What do you get if you cross a cat with a gorilla? An animal that puts you out at night.

Why is a reindeer like a gossip? Because they are both tail bearers.

What’s a black spot between two white spots? A fly with cotton wool in her ears!

Q: How do you know Noah was a White man? A: No nigger could stay on a boat for 40 days without eating the chickens!

What do you call a turtle with a hard on? A slow poke.

A woman saw an ad in the local newspaper which read: "Purebred Police Dog $25." Thinking that to be a great bargain, she called and ordered the dog to be delivered. The next day a van arrived at her home and delivered the mangiest-looking mongrel she had ever seen. In a rage, she telephoned the man who had placed the ad, "How dare you call that mangy-mutt a purebred police dog?" "Don't let his looks deceive you, ma'am," the man replied, "He's in the Secret Service."

Chuck Norris Killed Medusa with a round house Kick.

What do you call a tired cow? Milked out.

What is a cow's favorite lunch meat? Bullogna.

What do you call a snake that is exactly 3.14 meters long? A πthon.

A prisoner at the Edmonton Max started training a large fly to do tricks. For years, for thousands of hours, he worked with the insect. It learned to walk across a miniature high wire, ride a tiny one-wheel bike, balance on a pair of stilts and sing songs from Phantom of the opera. "When you and I get out of here," the jailbird said to the fly "we’re going to tour the nightspots and make a fortune." Finally the day arrived. Fly safely tucked away in his pocket, (inside its matchbox home), the ex-con made his way to a bar to celebrate. At the bar, he brought out his trick fly. On cue, it started moonwalking. "What about this fly, eh?" he said to the bartender. In one swift motion, the bartender reached for his copy of the newspaper The edmonton sun, rolled it up and squished the fly with a mighty swipe. "Glad you saw it," muttered the bartender. "Blasted things are everywhere."