Joke #4157

A man walks by a table in a casino and passes three men and a dog playing cards. ‘That’s a very smart dog,’ says the man. ‘He’s not so clever,’ says one of the players. ‘Every time he gets a good hand, he wags his tail.’

Where do sharks come from? Sharkago.

What do cows like to listen to? Moo-sic.

Q: Why do hippos have to have sex in water? A: Ever try to keep two tons of pussy wet?

What was the name of the film about a killer lion that swam underwater? Claws.

Where does a cow stop to drink? The milky way.

Q: What's the difference between a dead skunk lying in the road and a dead lawyer lying in the road? A: There are skid marks in front of the skunk.

"I’m in a big trouble!" "Why is that?" "I saw a mouse in my house!" "Oh, well, all you need to do is use a trap." "I don’t have one." "Well then, buy one." "Can’t afford one." "I can give you mine if you want." "That sounds good." "All you need to do is just use some cheese in order to make the mouse come to the trap." "I don’t have any cheese." "Okay then, take a piece of bread and put a bit of oil in it and put it in the trap." "I don’t have oil." "Well, then put only a small piece of bread." "I don’t have bread." "Then what is the mouse doing at your house?"

How to you know that cows will be in heaven? It's a place of udder delight.

What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery? A yeaster bunny.

Whats the difference in a seagull and a babys diaper? A seagull flits across the shore and a baby shits across the floor.