Q: Why did the elephant paint himself diffrent colours?
A: So he could hide in the crayon box!
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What is the last thing to go through a bug's mind when it hits your windshield?
It's ass.
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What do you call the reindeer with one eye higher than the other?
Isaiah.
What would you get if you crossed a grizzly with the world's greatest basketball player?
Bear Jordan.
Why couldn't the skunk use her phone?
It was out of odor!
A man walks into a shop and sees a cute little dog.
He asks the shopkeeper, "Does your dog bite?"
The shopkeeper says, "No, my dog does not bite."
The man tries to pet the dog and the dog bites him.
"Ouch!"
He says, "I thought you said your dog does not bite!"
The shopkeeper replies, "That is not my dog!"
