Q: Why did the elephant paint himself diffrent colours?
A: So he could hide in the crayon box!
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What's green with bumps?
A frog with the measles!
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family.
She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."
Q) What do you call a dog with no legs?
A) It doesn't matter, he won't come!
What do you call an easy-going rabbit?
Hoppy-go-lucky.
Did you hear about the argumentative skunk?
He always liked to make a stink.
"Did you hear about the farmer who lost control of his tractor in the cow pasture?"
"No."
"Did he hurt the cows?"
"No, he just grazed them."
Q:Why did the cow cross the road?
A:To go to the moo-vies.
Although cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.
Why do rabbits go to the beauty parlor?
For hare care.
