What did Adam say to Eve?
‘Stand back!
I don’t know how big this thing gets!’
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First: "I'm a teacher whenever we are in bed my wife says repeat please."
Second: "I'm a driver when we are sexing she thinks I'm in a gas station so she screws my dick and says: 'fill it up super!'"
A Chinese man came home after a late night of drinking, and crawls in bed next to his sleeping wife.
After lying awake for a few minutes, he wakes up his wife and says "Hey honey, wanna do a sixty-nine?"
"Well, you've got a lot of nerve! First you come home late, you're drunk, and now you expect me to go to the kitchin and fix you Mongolian beef with snow-peas!"
Harry is better at sex than anyone he know.
Now all he needs is a partner.
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I put on a shirt and a button fell off.
I picked up my briefcase and the handle came off.
I’m afraid to go to the bathroom.’ Rodney Dangerfield
My wife is so kinky, when she was born, the doctor slapped her bottom to make her cry, and she said "Don't forget to pull my hair" I accidentally swallowed some WhiteOut last night.
Woke up with a massive correction.
I'm like Domino's Pizza. If I don't come in 30 minutes, the next one is free.
My penis was in the Guiness Book of Records... until the librarian kicked me out.
The best thing after an intensive argument is the peace-sex.
But I hate when I argue with my father-in-law.
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Men are like... Chocolate Bars.
Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.