Joke #5080

Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back? From crawling across the street when the sign said, "DON'T WALK."
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Did you hear about the blonde who was treated in the emergency room for concussion and severe head wounds? She’d tried to commit suicide by hanging herself with a bungee cord.
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Q: Why was the blonde jogging backwards? A: She wanted to gain weight!
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What is the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde? "There have actually been sightings of Bigfoot."
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A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?" In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something. "Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2, weighs 225 and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?" The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five f*cking times."
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One day, a blonde and her friend were walking through the park. Suddenly, the blonde's friend said, "Oh, look, a dead birdie!" The blonde looked up and said, "Where?"
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Q: Why do Blondes have TGIF written on their shoes? A: Toes Go In First.
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What’s the difference between a blonde and a 747? Not everyone’s been in a 747.
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