What did the blonde say when she knocked over the priceless Ming vase?
‘It’s okay, Daddy, I’m not hurt.’
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Q. Why do blondes have legs?
A1. So they don't get stuck to the ground.
A2. To get between the bedroom and the kitchen.
A3. So they don't leave trails, like little snails.
Q: Why do blondes have more fun?
A: They are easier to keep amused.
Q: What do you call four Blondes in a Volkswagon?
A: Far-from-thinkin.
How do you change a blonde’s mind?
Blow in her ear.
Slut - "I hate you bitch"
Blonde - "Your such a slut, I bet your naked under those clothes."
Q: What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it?
A: A thought.
A blonde was on her way to Disneyland, but she went home when she saw a sign saying ‘Disneyland Left’.
A blond a, a brunette and a redhead were at the top of a cliff looking down at the beach.
Suddenly a genie appears to them and says "I will grant you each one wish if you'll jump off the side of this cliff."
So the redhead jumps off and shouts "Seagull" and turns into a seagull and flies away.
Then the brunette jumps off and shouts "Whale" and turns into a whale, falls into the sea and swims away.
Finally the blond runs towards the cliff edge, but trips at the last second, as as she falls she shouts out "Shit"
Q. Why is a blonde like railroad tracks?
A. Because she's been laid all over the country.