What is a cursor?
Someone having computer problems.
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Q: What is 001011010110101010100101010010101015 in binary?
A: A major glitch!
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How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
Are you kidding?
That’s a hardware problem!
Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.
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Warning!
User Error.
Kindly replace user and press a key to continue.
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You realize that you are dependent of the internet when:
You forget in what year you are.
You get out from you’re room and you discover that you’re parent moved and you don’t even know when that happened.
You dream only of quick connections.
You open you’re interphone when you get out from you’re room so you can hear when you get an e-mail.
"Have you heard about the object-oriented way to become wealthy?"
"No..."
"Inheritance."
What do you get when you cross an apple with a nun?
A computer that won’t go down.
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.
When asked to define "Great" he said,
"I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"
He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.
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