What is a cursor? Someone having computer problems.
Daddy, how was I born? Ah, very well, one day you need to find out anyway! Mom and Dad got together in a chat room. Dad set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber cafe. We snuck into a secluded room, and then your mother downloaded from your dad's memory stick. As soon as dad was ready for an upload, it was discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall. Since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later the blessed virus appeared. And that's the story.
"Have you heard about the object-oriented way to become wealthy?" "No..." "Inheritance."
The six front keys have rotted out.
If you see the Blue Screen of Death on your laptop... it's because Chuck Norris found out you were reading Chuck Norris jokes.
Q: Why did the computer go to the dentist? A: Because it had Bluetooth.
Womens are like computer virus... they ENTER your life... SEARCH your pocket... SHIFT your balance ... CONTROL your life... when you become an old version DELET you from the system
How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change it, and two to complain about how bad GE's customer support is.
A Man from the toilet shouts to his wife : Darling, darling, do you hear me?!!!! What happened, did you run out of toilet paper? No, restart the router, please!
Programmer. A person who fixed a problem that you don't know you have, in a way you don't understand.
Q: What is 001011010110101010100101010010101015 in binary? A: A major glitch!