What is a cursor? Someone having computer problems.
A blonde girl enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman, “I would like to buy a pink curtain in the size of my computer screen.” The surprised salesman replies, “But, madam, computers do not have curtains.” And the blonde said, “Helloooo…. I’ve got Windows!”
A new army computer is put through its paces. An officer types in a question, ‘How far is it from the barrack gate to the armoury?’ The computer replies, ‘Seven hundred.’ The officer types, ‘Seven hundred what?’ The computer replies, ‘Seven hundred, sir!’
What do you call an iPhone that isn't kidding around? Dead Siri-ous.
Chuck Norris's e-mail adress is [email protected]
Steve Jobs was an amazing man. He will live in my hard drive forever!
Where do you go if you become ‘at one’ with your computer? Nerdvana.
Home is where the wifi connects automatically.
How do two programmers make money? One writes viruses, the other anti-viruses.