The mouse is referred to as a ‘little bugger’.
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Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
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I would actually use Siri if the voice sounded like Morgan Freeman.
Chuck Norris can access the internet from a walkie talkie.
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The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and children are the FBI...
A life? Cool… Where can I download one of those?
What goes ‘choo choo choo’ while online?
Thomas the search engine.
Q: Why do C# programmers have trouble dating women?
A: They want women with class, but they treat them like objects.
What is the other name for the ‘Intel Inside?'
"The warning label." {Intel inside.......fool is outside}.
Man: Hello, my computer is reporting a fatal error!
Customer Support: Well there's nothing we can do now, you should have called us when it was still critical!
There was an engineer, manager and programmer driving down a steep mountain road.
The brakes failed and the car careened down the road out of control.
Half way down the driver managed to stop the car by running it against the embankment narrowing avoiding going over a cliff.
They all got out, shaken by their narrow escape from death, but otherwise unharmed.
The manager said "To fix this problem we need to organize a committee, have meetings, and through a process of continuous improvement, develop a solution."
The engineer said "No that would take too long, and besides that method never worked before.
I have my trusty pen knife here and will take apart the brake system, isolate the problem and correct it."
The programmer said "I think you're both wrong!
I think we should all push the car back up the hill and see if it happens again."
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