Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
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Men are like.....Coffee
The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.
A man wanted to become a monk so he went to the monastery and talked to the head monk.
The head monk said, "You must take a vow of silence and can only say two words every three years."
The man agreed and after the first 3 years, the head monk came to him and said, "What are your two words?"
"Food cold!" the man replied.
Three more years went by and the head monk came to him and said "What are your two words?"
"Robe dirty!" the man exclaimed.
Three more years went by and the head monk came to him and said, "What are your two words?"
"I quit!" said the man.
"Well," the head monk replied, "I am not surprised. You have done nothing but complain ever since you got here!"
Men are like.....Department Stores.
Their clothes should always be half off.
Q: Why was the blonde girl's belly button bruised?
A: Because blonde men are dumb too.
I hear Taylor Swift's ex boyfriends are collabing on a new single called "Maybe You're The Problem".
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Q: Why the men's voice is louder than women?
A: men have an antenna!
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If women knew what men were really thinking, they'd never stop slapping them.
Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can't stand criticism.