How can you tell if a man is happy?
Who cares?
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A man and woman were on their first date.
The woman was trying to make conversation and said, "So I hear you hunt deer."
The man looked away and turned red.
"What's wrong?" asked the woman.
"I'm not used to someone calling me dear on the first date," the man said.
Q: Why are Christmas trees better than Men?
A: Even the small ones give satisfaction.
A man walks into a bar and says "Ow!"
A second man walks into the same bar.
You would think after the first one hit it, the second one would have seen it coming.
Why do men buy electric lawn mowers?
So they can find their way back to the house.
A classic Tommy Cooper gag "I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?"
He said, "How flexible are you?"
I said, "I can't make Tuesdays", was fifth.
Why does a man like love at first sight?
It saves them a lot of time.
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
Q: When is the only time a guy can multi-task?
A: When he's watching porn, masturbating, and keeping an eye on the door at the same time...
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Why don't women blink during foreplay?
They don't have time.