What do you call one black on the moon? Problem.
What do you call ten blacks on the moon? Problems.
What do you call the entire black population on the moon? Problem solved.
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Tyrone' s 1st day in the first grade he comes home crying.
When his mother ask why he replays.
"The teacher told us to say our abc' s and all the little white boys could say them and I could only get to e why is that."
Mom says "cause u black and they white."
Next day Tyrone is crying again .
"What's wrong today Tyrone" his mother ask.
Tyrone said "teacher told us to count to 100 and all the little white boys did but I could only get to 10 why is that."
Mom says "cause u black and they white."
Next day he comes home smiling.
"What happened today Tyrone?"
Tyrone says mama "we went to the bathroom and my thing was biggest of all . Is that cause I'm black and they white."
Mama says "no Tyrone it's cause u 17 and they 6."
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What do you get when you mix a nigger and an octopus?
I don't know, but it picks the hell out of cotton
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Q: What do you get when you cross a black person with a white person?
A: Bestiality.
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Q: Why are white people called crackers.
A: Because they use to crack that whip on those niggers.
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Q: Why are black ladies pocket books so big?
A: They have to put their lipstick some where.
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Why are niggers afraid of chainsaws?
Because when you turn on a chainsaw it says "Run nigga nigga nigga Run nigga nigga nigga"
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The waitress asked how I would like my coffee.
I told her: "like my woman - hot and black".
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What’s the difference between a pigeon and a nigger?
The pigeon is white and the nigger can’t fly!
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Q: What's faster then a black guy running down the street with your TV?
A: His brother behind him with the VCR.
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What's black and white and rolls down the Boardwalk?
A nigger and a seagull fighting over a French Fry.
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