Joke #4725

What do you call one black on the moon? Problem. What do you call ten blacks on the moon? Problems. What do you call the entire black population on the moon? Problem solved.

What do you call 3 black guys sky diving? Air pollution.

How long does it take a black lady to shit? About 9 months.

What happens to black people after they die? Nigger Mortis.

What do you call a nigger with no arms, and no legs? Trustworthy.

What do you call a school bus full of black people? A rotten banana.

Q: What's faster then a black guy running down the street with your TV? A: His brother behind him with the VCR.

When is the only time you smile and wink at a nigger? When you are looking through the scope on your rifle.

On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.

How are black people and wolves similar? They both fight in packs.

A guy's walking along the beach and he finds a magic lamp. He rubs it and two blonde genies come out. They tell him they'll grant him any three wishes he wants. So he makes his wishes... he wakes up in bed with 50 of the most beautiful women he's ever seen and he'd just made love to all of them. Then he walks outta the bed and opens a treasure chest filled with more money than you could ever imagine... then two KKK members come riding in on horses, throw a noose over a tree and hang him... The KKK members take off their masks and its the two blonde genies one of them says to the other: "I can understand why he wanted to sleep with all the women, I know why he wanted a chest full of money... but I can't figure out why the hell he would wanna be hung like a nigger..."