What do you call one black on the moon? Problem. What do you call ten blacks on the moon? Problems. What do you call the entire black population on the moon? Problem solved.
Jared: "Why are black people so good at basketball?" Henry: "I don't know, why?" Jared: "Because they're good at jumping, shooting, stealing, and running."
What's black and red, wears high top Reeboks and cant go through a revolving door? A nigger with a spear through his head.
Q: Why some people are black? A: Cause the iris diaphragm received much light.
A black guy walks into a bar with a beautiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" "Africa," says the parrot.
A Mexican, white guy, and a black guy all go to hell and the devil told them that if they can walk across his hand without burning in flames, then he will give them a second life on earth. The white guy was really confident...first step, he caught a fire a disappeared. The Mexican, nervously toke the first step and noticed that he wasn't dead, he took a couple more steps and disappeared. The black guy started walking and made it all the way across without burning to flames. Satan was shocked and asked him how he did it and the black guy replied "chocolate melts in your mouth not your hands"
Q: What are three things you can't give a black person? A: A black eye, a fat lip and a job.
Q: What is the diffrence between a black guy and a pizza A: A pizza can feed a family of four.
What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead black person in the road? There’s skid marks in front of the skunk.
What do you call a pool filled with Black People? Coco Puffs.
When is the only time you smile and wink at a nigger? When you are looking through the scope on your rifle.