What do you call one black on the moon? Problem. What do you call ten blacks on the moon? Problems. What do you call the entire black population on the moon? Problem solved.
Why are blacks afraid of lawn mowers? Because it goes run nigger nigger run.
What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.
Q: Why Do Blacks Hate Country? A: Every time they here Ho-Down They think someone shot their sister
Q: Why are black people getting stronger? A: TV's are getting heavier
A white man walking down a beach kicks up a lamp, with hope he rubs the lamp. Sure enough a genie pops out, and says, "I will grant you 3 wishes but be warned every black person in the world will get double what you wish." After a thought he says he's got it. "My first wish is i want a million dollars." Genie "your wish has been granted and every black person now has 2 million dollars." Man "Ok my second wish i want 10 thousand acres Genie.." Granted but every black person in the world now has 20 thousand acres. "And now you have but one wish." "The man replies with my final wish... i wish you to beat me half to death."
A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mother and says, “Look Mama, I’m a white boy!” His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!” The boy finds his father and says, “Look Daddy, I’m a white boy!” His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the boy back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?” The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people!”
What do you get when you cross a retard with a gang banger? Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.
Q: Why Are black peoples hands and feet white? A: When God painted them he told them to assume the position
Q: What do you call a white man in the ghetto? A: A victim.