What do you call one black on the moon? Problem. What do you call ten blacks on the moon? Problems. What do you call the entire black population on the moon? Problem solved.
What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead black person in the road? There’s skid marks in front of the skunk.
Did you hear the NFL is changing the color off the football to green? Yeah, you ever hear of a black person droping a watermelon?
What does a nigger do after sex? 25 years to life.
Why do niggers always have sex on their minds? Because they have pubes on their heads!
Q: Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the winter? A: They're easier to spot.
Q: What happens when a black girl gets pregnant? A: Her nigga runs away.
Q: Why do black women lose their hair at an early age? A: From all of the hair pulling during rape.
Q: Who were the first two black women? A: Aunt Jemima and Mother Fucker!
Q: How do you get a black girl pregnant? A: Cum on a rock and let the flies do the rest.