Joke #4725

What do you call one black on the moon? Problem. What do you call ten blacks on the moon? Problems. What do you call the entire black population on the moon? Problem solved.

What do you call 1/4 of the black population on the moon? problem what do you call 1/2 of the black population on the moon? problem what do you call 3/4 of the black population on the moon? problem what do you call all of the blacks on the moon? PROBLEM SOLVED!

A Jamaican man bought a round of drinks for everyone in the bar, announcing that his wife had just given birth to "a typical Jamaican baby boy weighing 20 pounds." Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "Wow!" were heard. A woman fainted due to sympathy pains. Two weeks later, he returned to the bar. The bartender said, "Say, you're the father of the Jamaican baby who weighed 20 pounds at birth. How much does he weigh now?" The proud father answered, "Fifteen pounds." The bartender was puzzled. "Why? What happened? He weighed 20 pounds at birth?" The Jamaican father took a slow sip from his Red Stripe beer, wiped his lips on his shirtsleeve, leaned into the bartender and said, "Had him circumcised."

Q: What's the difference between bigfoot and a hard working black man? A: Bigfoot has been spotted.

Q: What do you call a hairy black? A: A monkey.

Why do niggers carry shit in their wallet? Identification.

Q: Why Are black peoples hands and feet white? A: When God painted them he told them to assume the position

I was walking by a car filled with black kids, and I heard a *click* as they locked the doors. I felt like such a bad-ass until I realized it was my car.

I walked out of the store and saw a car full of black people lock their car doors i felt pretty badass until i realized it was my car.

Why don't you hit a black kid on a bike? Because it's probably YOUR bike.

Q: Why do niggers wear those big wide brim hats? A: To keep the birds from shitting on their lips.