What do you call one black on the moon? Problem.
What do you call ten blacks on the moon? Problems.
What do you call the entire black population on the moon? Problem solved.
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The black boy screams "God is black!"
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Q: How come so black people died during the war?
A: Because when the captain yelled "Get down" they all got up and danced.
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Q: How do you get a black girl pregnant?
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He is so cute!
Does he speak?
Asks the white guy.
I don’t know I just bought him!
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