Joke #4767

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, "I’ll give you $800 to drop that towel." After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was that?" "It was Bob the next door neighbor," she replies. "Great," the husband says, "did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?" Moral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.
Vote: has 87.84 % from 968 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: marriage

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Q: Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce? A: He thought his wife was a flake.
Vote: has 33.37 % from 15 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: divorce, marriage, wife
Things have reached crisis point in Beryl’s marriage. ‘If things are so bad,’ her friend advises her. ‘Then you should leave your husband.’ ‘I would,’ says Beryl. ‘If only I could think of a way of doing it that wouldn’t make him happy.’
Vote: has 36.51 % from 16 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: marriage
Husband: Everytime I hit you, you never fight back. How do you manage your anger? Wife: I clean the toilet seat... Husband: How does it help Wife: I use your toothbrush!
Vote: has 50.67 % from 48 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: husband, marriage, wife
Wife to her husband: "I told you I'll be back in five minutes, so why you are calling me every half an hour?"
Vote: has 85.09 % from 219 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: marriage
A young woman for whom a marriage with an old man was being arranged by her parents refused to go through with the ceremony because as she put it, " I don't want to feel old age creeping on me!"
Vote: has 39.78 % from 23 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: age, marriage, women
Wedding anniversaries are a time when men pause and reflect on what it was they did before they were married: anything they wanted to.
Vote: has 71.43 % from 18 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: anniversary, marriage, time
My wife and I have agreed never to go to bed angry with one another. So far we’ve been up for three weeks.
Vote: has 87.09 % from 172 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: marriage
There were three women who always hung their laundry out in the backyard. Two of the women noticed Sophie never had her laundry out on days that it rained. One day, they were all out in the backyard putting their clothes on the line when one of the women said to Sophie, "How come when it rains, your laundry is never out?" "Well," said Sophie, "when I wake up in the morning, I look over at Paul. If his penis is hanging over his right leg, I know I can hang out the wash. If his penis is hanging over his left leg, I know it's going to rain, so I don't hang out the wash." "What if it is pointed straight up?" asked one of the women. "On a day like that, I don't bother with the laundry."
Vote: has 52.68 % from 125 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: marriage, weather
I got home and found a man in bed with my wife. I said, ‘Who said you could sleep with my wife?’ He said, ‘Everybody.’
Vote: has 29.01 % from 17 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: marriage
The young fellow is about to marry and asks his grandfather how often a married couple should have sex. His grandfather tells him, "When you first get married, you want it all the time, maybe several times a day; later on, maybe once a week. As you get older, you have sex maybe once a month. When you get really old, you are lucky to have it once a year, maybe on your anniversary." The young fellow asks, "How about you and Grandma?" His grandfather replies, "Oh, we just have oral sex now. She goes into her bedroom and I go into my bedroom. She yells, 'F**k you,' and I holler back, 'F**k you, too!'"
Vote: has 53.75 % from 114 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: age, marriage, sex