A Liverpool docker went to South Africa for a job. The boss tells him, "Its people like you we want here. Here's a test. There's a revolver, go out and shoot 6 niggers and a rabbit." The docker asks, "Why do I have to shoot the rabbit?" He got the job.
What do you call a bunch of mexicans in a barn? Modern farm equiptment.
Q: What's the difference between killing time and killing niggers? A: You can only kill so much time.
What do you call Black people running down a hill? Jail break.
Q: What do you call a pool full of black kids? A: Cocoa puffs.
A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says "Sorry, you know the law, you've got to go back across the border right now." The Mexican man pleads with them, "No, noooo Senor, I must stay in de USA! Pleeeze!" The Border Patrol Agent thinks to himself, I'm going to make it hard for him and says "Ok, I'll let you stay if you can use three english words in a sentence. The three words are 'green,' 'pink,' and 'yellow.'" The Mexican man thinks , then says, "Hmmm, okay. The phone, it went green, green, green. I pink it up and sez yellow?"
Why do nigger's have nightmares? Because the last one that had a dream got shot.
Q: Why was the black baby crying? A: He had diarea and thought he was melting.
Q: How many Ethiopians can you fit into a telephone booth? A: All of them.
What do you call a pool filled with Black People? Coco Puffs.
Q: What do you call a black person in a three piece suit? A: The defendant.