A Liverpool docker went to South Africa for a job. The boss tells him, "Its people like you we want here. Here's a test. There's a revolver, go out and shoot 6 niggers and a rabbit." The docker asks, "Why do I have to shoot the rabbit?" He got the job.
Q: How do you know if a Chinese tried to rob your house? A: You get home and your maths homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later He is still trying to back out of your driveway.
How do you start a Jewish parade? Throw a penny down main street.
Q: What do men and garbage bags have in common? A: Black are bigger than white.
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German, The lovers are Greek, The bankers are Swiss. In Hell: The cooks are English, The policemen are German, The mechanics are French, The lovers are Swiss, The bankers are Greek.
Q: Why are black people, pirates? A: Because they go nigarrr.
There is three kids sitting at the lunch table one day. One kid ask what do you call a mixed baby? One replies a zebra,another replies a mistake and the third one replies. Rape
Q: What's the best thing about a blowjob from an Ethiopian? A: You know they'll swallow.
How do you steal a Mexicans home? Hook it up to your truck and drive off.
Q: Why did the Asian cross the road? A: Because he had no car!