A Liverpool docker went to South Africa for a job. The boss tells him, "Its people like you we want here. Here's a test. There's a revolver, go out and shoot 6 niggers and a rabbit." The docker asks, "Why do I have to shoot the rabbit?" He got the job.
Q: How Many White People Does it Take To Screw In a Lightbulb? A: None, they get a nigger to do it.
A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car. Who's driving? A cop!
Q: Why did the little black boy start crying when he had diarrhea? A: He thought he was melting.
Why do black people have white hands? They were up against the wall when God spray painted them!
What does a nigger do after sex? 25 years to life.
Apparently 98% of black people enjoy sex in the shower. The other 2% have never been to prison.
What do you call a mexican rolling in sand? A churro.
How do you suffocate a nigger? Tell him there's weed inside the pillowcase.
One day a Jew was giving an Asian a blowjob, then, the Asian said do you have homework. The Jew said no and they continued the blowjob. Adam was waiting outside for a long time before he decided to walk in. He walked in to find the Jew getting it up the bum. Adam decided he wanted to get some action too, so he walked up and took a swing at the Asian. The Asian died and then the Jew yelled Aluakbah and bombed everyone. Note: they were all boys.
The Winter Olympics. Letting white people win at sports no one else can afford to learn.