A Liverpool docker went to South Africa for a job. The boss tells him, "Its people like you we want here. Here's a test. There's a revolver, go out and shoot 6 niggers and a rabbit." The docker asks, "Why do I have to shoot the rabbit?" He got the job.
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
Did you hear about Ku Klux Kineivals latest stunt? He is going to try to jump 50 niggers with a steam roller.
Q: What is a Jews biggest dilemma? A: Free Pork.
A Mexican and a black person jump off a bridge, who wins? Society.
Q: What do you call a group of black people. A: An auction.
Q: How do you know if you have a asian neighbour? A: They have been reported in over 10 car accidents on the news, their car has scratches, their on P's and they park one car on their driveway which is meant for to cars, and they park their second car in front of your house.
Q: What do you call a redneck that's bursting into flames? A: A fire cracker.
What do you call a fat Chinese prostitute? Chun Ki Ho.
Women are just like fine wine. I only like the white ones.
Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because no one has told him he's black.