Gemma:My dog doesn't have a nose. Ortoise: How does he smell? Gemma: Awful!
Two men were walking along the street when they came upon a dog licking his dick. One man said, "I sure wish I could do that." The other replied, "You can, but you're probably going to have to pet him first."
What did the mooron say when he saw the milk cartons in the grass? "Hey! Look at the cow's nest!"
A lion once put his head inside the mouth of Chuck Norris.
Everybody knows that Chuck Norris can't shoot a bow even though he got 5 bullseyes in a row. The only reason he got the bullseye is that his arrows know better than to miss.
What did the male squirrel say when the female attacked him... Get away from my nuts.
A mailman meets a boy and a huge dog. ‘Does your dog bite?’ asks the mailman. ‘No,’ replies the boy. And the dog bites the mailman’s leg. ‘You said he doesn’t bite!’ yells the mailman. ‘That’s not my dog,’ replies the boy.
What's green green green green green? A frog rolling down a hill.
How do you stop a skunk from smelling? You hold his nose!
How did the farmer find his lost cow? He tractor down.
What do you get from a short-legged cow? Dragon milk.