What do you call an abortion in Czechslovakia?
A cancelled Czech!
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Q: Why do you put babies into a blender feet first?
A: So you can see the look in their eyes when you turn it on!
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What’s sicker than driving over a baby?
Skidding.
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After nine years of marriage, a butcher's wife is tired of her husband's morning flatulence.
She warns him that he'll fart his guts out.
One night, the wife decides to put pig scraps in his pants, so he will think that he actually farted his guts out and stop the flatulence.
The next morning, the husband goes to the bathroom.
Two long hours later, he comes out and says, "You were right about me farting my guts out. But with the grace of the dear Lord and these two fingers. I got them back in there!"
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What's grosser than gross?
When you throw your underwear and it sticks to the wall.
What's grosser than that?
When you come back an hour later and it's moved up three feet.
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I met a girl who used masturbate to 2 girls 1 cup.
And that kids, is how j met your mother.
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Q: What is 40 feet long and smells like urine?
A: Line dancing at a nursing home.
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How do you make a woman scream twice in the bedroom?
Fuck her in the ass then wipe your dick on the curtains.
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What's green and eats nuts?
Syphilis.
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There was a horny young lady named Lil,
Who fucked dynamite sticks for a thrill.
They found her vagina
In North Carolina
And bits of her tits in Brazil!
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