How many dead babies does it take to make a bottle of baby oil?
It depends on how hard you squeeze them.
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What does Michael Jackson call a Tickle-Me-Elmo doll?
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Two Siamese twins connected at the tongue.
What's even grosser than that?
When one of them throws up.
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I'm a big girl I won't cry,
I'm just glad that cows don't fly.
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