Yo momma's so stupid when her son said break a leg, she really did.
Yo momma’s so fat, the weather people give names to her farts.
Yo mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it.
yo mama so fat, when she dive into the ocean, there is a tsunami warning out!
Yo momma’s so ugly, the last time she heard a whistle she got hit by a train.
Yo Mama so old... She used to gang bang with the Flintstones.
Yo momma so poor... I walked into her home, asked if I could use her toilet, and she said "Sure thing, it's 4th tree on your right..."
Yo' Mama is so old, she calls her waterbed the Dead Sea.
Yo' Mama is so uptight, you need the jaws of life to part her legs.
Yo mama so heavy that when she went in the elevator as soon as one foot goes in falls strait to the bottom.
Yo mama is so stupid she married a carpenter just to get nailed.