Yo momma's so stupid when her son said break a leg, she really did.
Yo Mama's so fat that when she bends over, the whole country enters daylight saving.
Yo Momma's so ugly, she has to get her vibrator drunk!
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed a two-hour special of "Lost."
Yo momma is so poor she ran after a trash can truck with her shoping list.
Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Yo momma’s so ugly, yo daddy takes her to work just so he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.
Yo momma so poor... She hangs the Toilet paper out to dry.
Your momma so fat... When she goes to the zoo the elephants throw your momma peanuts.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her farts are classified as biological weapons.
Yo momma's so fat... They mistake her for a country.