Joke #5105

Your momma so fat... I ran around her twice and got lost.

You mamma so fat that she has to use the ocean for a bathroom.

Q: How is Yo' Mama like the New York Jets? A: You give them a quarter, and they'll let you score.

Your Moma is so fat the only words she knows is the universe.

Yo mamma so stupid, when I said lets hit the dance floor, she stated hitting it.

Yo Mama's so fat, she makes Johana Hill look superbad at gaining weight.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she reported her stolen crack to the cops.

Yo mama is so ugly she reminds me SUN, is hard to look at her.

Yo' Mama is so old, she dreams in black and white.

Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she plays like this New York, Chicago, New Orleans, L.A.

Yo mamma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.