Your momma so fat... I ran around her twice and got lost.
Yo mama is so stinky that she scared the fly's off the shit wagonrn.
Yo' Mama is so skinny, she uses dental floss for toilet paper.
Yo mama so stupid she tried to make an appointment with Dr.pepper.
Yo moma so fat she jumped off the Grand Canon and got stuck.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when she was pulled over for drunk driving and asked to walk a line, she said, "Which one?"
Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo' Mama is so poor, she rolls her own tampons.
Yo mama is so fat when she wears red they say look a firetruck.
Yo mama so dumb she runs to the mailbox whenever her computer beeps: "you have a new mail".
Yo mamma is on a weight diet, can't wait to eat.