Yo mamma so fat the back of her neck looks like a 12 pack of hot dogs.
Yo momma’s so ugly, she has to get her vibrator drunk first.
Yo momma’s so ugly, she practises birth control by leaving the lights on.
Yo mama is so hairy, Kingkong got jealous.
Yo mama so stupid she tried to make an appointment with Dr.pepper.
Your mama is such a wh*re, that all the men use her just like a roundabout, everyone take's a turn
Yo mama's so fat, her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.
Yo momma so ugly that when she smiles in the mirror the reflection doesn't smile back.
Yo mama's so lactose intolerant, human kindness makes her throw up!
"Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones!"