Joke #4797

Yo mamma so fat the back of her neck looks like a 12 pack of hot dogs.

Yo momma is so ugly that Superman lost his supervision and went blind.

Yo' Mama is so nasty, she put ice down her pants to keep the crabs fresh.

Yo mamma is like the sun, stare at her and you'll go blind.

Yo' Mama is like a campfire: everyone gets to stick their wiener in.

Yo' Mama is so poor, she strips at Chuck E. Cheese for tokens.

Yo mama's so fat when she sat on a tree it made paper.

Yo momma’s so fat, she’s on both sides of the family.

Your mamma is so fat when she goes swimming in the ocean she gets harpooned.

Yo' Mama is so fat, NASA used her to plug a black hole.

Your momma is so ugly when she look in the mirror it shattered.