Joke #4797

Yo mamma so fat the back of her neck looks like a 12 pack of hot dogs.

Yo Mama so poor, when I asked her what's for dinner? She pulled out a shotgun and said "The next motherfucker that moves!"

Yo momma’s so fat, her belly button doesn’t have lint, it has sweaters.

Your momma so fat... I ran around her twice and got lost.

Yo mama so stupid someone said Christmas was around the corner and she went looking for it.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, it took her an hour to cook instant rice.

Yo' mama so fat, when she was a baby, she took a bath with a rubber albatross.

Yo mama's so fat that when she wore a red shirt, people said hey look koolaid.

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on da toilet it said here's a carrot and a diet coke.

Yo momma’s so ugly, they use her face as a cure for constipation.

Yo Mama's so fat, she makes Johana Hill look superbad at gaining weight.