Yo mamma so fat the back of her neck looks like a 12 pack of hot dogs.
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You mama so old she made yoda look young.
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Q: What does your Mama and a slinky have in common?
A: They aren't much to look at but you can't help cracking a smile when you see it tumbling down the stairs.
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Yo mama is so dumb she stuck a battery up her butt and said, "I got energy!"
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
