Joke #4797

Yo mamma so fat the back of her neck looks like a 12 pack of hot dogs.

Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a funiture store and slept on the floor.

Yo mama is so poor that when I saw her walking down the street with one shoe and said "Hey miss, lost a shoe?" She said, "Nope, just found one!"

Yo mamma so ugly even Bob the Builder said, "We cant fix it."

Yo Mama's so ugly, I can f**k her in any position and it'll still be doggie-style.

Your mom is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.

Yo momma so nasty i had phone sex with her and she gave me an earinfection.

Yo mamma so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.

Yo Mama so ugly, that when she entered a haunted house, she came out with an application.

Yo mama so fat and poor the only thing she could afford to eat was grease.

Yo' Mama is so fat, a cop saw her standing alone and told her to break it up.