Joke #4797

Yo mamma so fat the back of her neck looks like a 12 pack of hot dogs.

Yo mama's so old her breast milk is powdered.

Yo mamma is like the sun, stare at her and you'll go blind.

Yo' Mama is so short, she has to cuff up her panties.

Yo Mamma's mouth is like a pool table balls go in balls go out she gets paid and there is a new player every day.

Yo mama so fat that her knuckles have sideburns.

Yo mama farts so much there is a reason why Jupiter is made out of gas.

Yo mamma is so fat that she's a call of duty map!

You mama is so fat, when she goes to the movies she sits next to everyone!

Yo' Mama is so ugly, I asked if her face hurt because it was killing me.

Yo' Mama is so fat, I had to dip her in flour to find her wet patch.