Yo mamma so fat the back of her neck looks like a 12 pack of hot dogs.
Yo momma's clitoris is as long as my dick.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her crabs use her tampon string as a getaway rope.
Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
Your moms pussy is so hairy when your brother was born he died of rug burn.
Yo' Mama is so fat, a cop saw her standing alone and told her to break it up.
Yo mama's so poor when I went to her house and asked to use the bathroom, she said "Two trees to your left."
Yo momma is so stupid when they asked her 1+1 she said "Ouch! it is a long story."
Yo Mama so fat her BMI is measured in acres.
Yo' Mama's hair is so full of dandruff, when she shook her head, the principal called a snow day.
Yo mama is so stupid that she thought starbucks are money in space.