Yo' Mama is like a television: even an old man can turn her on.
Yo Mommas so fat it took me a bus and two trains just to get on her good side.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she tried to eat her chicken pox.
Yo momma so stupid when she went to Subway, she asked for a ticket to Chicago.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought "Dunkin' Donuts" was a basketball team.
Yo Mama so poor I saw her with one shoe in the garbage can and I said, "Did you lost a shoe." And she said, "Nope I just found one."
Yo mama is so fat that she took geometry at the school because she heard there will be some pi.
Your momma is so ugly when she look in the mirror it shattered.
Your Mother is so fat, her water heater needs a nuclear reactor.
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Yo' Mama is so short, she has to cuff up her panties.