Yo' Mama is like a television: even an old man can turn her on.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when the cops see her on a street corner, they yell, "Hey you guys, break it up!"
Your mama's teeth are so messed up....i thought her tongue was in jail!
Yo Mama's so stupid when she heard someone say it was chille outside,she went and grabbed a size 20 bowl.
Your momma so fat... All the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Your Momma"
Yo mama's so skinny, she used a needle for a baseball bat.
Yo' Mama is so poor, her face is on the food stamp.
Yo momma's so ugly, Freddie Kruger took a paternity test to prove he wasn't her son.
Yo' Mama is so dirty, roaches check into her laundry basket, but they don't check out.
What do you do if a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Pull out the pin and throw it back.
Yo Mama is so nasty, she made the Dead Sea, when went to swim.