Yo' Mama is like a television: even an old man can turn her on.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she saw a "Wet Floor" sign and did what it said.
Your mama's so fat the government forced her to wear tailights and blinkers so no one else would get hurt.
Yo mama's so fat that when she wore a red shirt, people said hey look koolaid.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, when I asked what was for dinner, she took off her shoe and said, "Corns."
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.
Yo mom a so fat she wore a Malcolm x shirt and a helicopter landed on her.