Joke #8784

Yo' Mama is like a television: even an old man can turn her on.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? She kept throwing away all the W's!

Yo mama is so stupid, when I offered her animal crackers she said no thanks, I'm a vegetarian.

Yo mama is so fat that when she died jesus couldn't lift her soul to heaven.

You mama is so fat, when she lies on the beach Greenpeace try to push her back in the water.

Yo' Mama is so nasty, she can sit on a lollipop and guess its flavor.

Yo' mama is so bald, when she wears a turtleneck it looks like a busted rubber.

Yo momma's so fat... When she wears her X jacket helicopters try to land.

Yo Momma so black when she goes swimming poeple thinks shes and oil spill.

Yo mama so poor that when I stepped on a cigarette she said "who turned off the heat?"

Yo momma is so poor the ducks throw bread at her.