Yo' Mama is like a television: even an old man can turn her on.
Yo mama so fat, when your dad tried eating your mom's pussy his head stuck in.
Yo momma's so fat; she's on both sides of the family!
Yo mama so ugly when she went to sleep Freddy Krueger was scared of her.
Yo Mama so fat her BMI is measured in acres.
Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orleans thought Katrina came back to finish the job.
Yo' mama got such bad dandruff, the principal declared a snow day!
Yo momma’s so ugly, people make jokes about her.
Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Yo' mama is so bald, when she wears a turtleneck it looks like a busted rubber.
Yo mama so fat when she looks in the mirror the mirror said: "oh no get out the way."