Joke #8784

Yo' Mama is like a television: even an old man can turn her on.

Yo mama so damn ugly,her mom throw her out the hospital window when she was born and said"You ugly ass bitch".

Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...

Yo' Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.

Your mama is so ugly she jumps and the gravity did not return.

Yo' Mama is so flat, the last time she felt a breast was in a KFC bucket.

Yo Momma's so fat that when she sits on the beach, whales swim up to her and sing "We are family…!"

Yo momma’s so fat, her ass has its own congressman.

Yo' Mama is so fat, yo' daddy only sees the other side of her every 4 years.

Yo momma is so poor the ducks throw bread at her.

Yo Mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone.