Yo' Mama is like a television: even an old man can turn her on.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she rolls her own tampons.
Yo mama so scary, every time someone throws shots, she calls the police.
Yo mamma so fat she broke your family tree.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, her crabs ride dune buggies.
Yo mama so dumb,when she got an "F" on her test, she thought it mean Fantastic!
Your momma so stanky...when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!
Your momma so fat... When she crosses the street, cars look out for yo momma.
Yo mama teeth are so yellow when she smiles traffic slows down.
Yo momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car!