Yo' Mama is like a television: even an old man can turn her on.
Yo mama so fat when she went to bruger king the bruger was running as fast as they can.
Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Yo momma's clitoris is as long as my dick.
Yo Momma is so fat… when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars.
Yo mama told me that she had some wrinkles in her feet ; I suggested to wear stocking. She said : "Woo it is 50 years that I am wearing pants the chink of her ass hadn't been recovery!"
Yo mama so stupid she thought that 2 quarters were the famous singer every one said wow she's so "right".
Yo Momma has so many chins, it looks like she's wearing a fat necklace!
Your mama is so short when she tried to get high she couldn't.
Yo mama is so fat that Weight Watchers said I give up.
Yo mama so poor I sat on the garbage can and she said get off from my roof.