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Why did I divide sin by tan? Just cos.
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What is the shortest mathematicians joke? Let epsilon be smaller than zero.
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Maths and Girls are the most complicated things, but Maths at least has some logic.
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The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer - who was not exactly the sharpest nail in the bucket went in to try out for the job. "Okay," the sheriff drawled, "Gomer, what is 1 and 1?" "11" he replied. The sheriff thought to himself, "That's not what I meant, but he's right." "What two days of the week start with the letter 'T'?" "Today and tomorrow." He was again surprised that Gomer supplied a correct answer that he had never thought of himself. "Now Gomer, listen carefully: Who killed Abraham Lincoln?" Gomer looked a little surprised himself, then thought really hard for a minute and finally admitted, "I don't know." "Well, why don't you go home and work on that one for a while?" So, Gomer wandered over to the pool hall where his pals were waiting to hear the results of the interview. Gomer was exultant. "It went great! First day on the job and I'm already working on a murder case!"
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Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test. The doctor says to the first man, "What is three times three?" "274," was his reply. The doctor says to the second man, "It's your turn. What is three times three?" "Tuesday," replies the second man. The doctor says to the third man, "Okay, your turn. What's three times three?" "Nine," says the third man. "That's great!" says the doctor. "How did you get that?" "Simple," says the third man. "I subtracted 274 from Tuesday."
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Q: What should you put on the tomb stone of a mathematician? A: He didn't count with this...
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Do you like maths? If so add a bed subtract your clothes divide your legs and we can multiply!
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Old mathematicians never die - they just lose some of their functions.
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The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.
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How the children from Chernobil count from one to hundred? On the fingers!
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E=mc squared. E multiplied by mc squared=Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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