Joke #4802

Why did I divide sin by tan? Just cos.
Vote: has 49.12 % from 53 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: math

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator? A: The blonde works in the dark!
Vote: has 65.48 % from 26 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: blonde, dirty, math, technology
Q: What does the zero say to the the eight? A: Nice belt!
Vote: has 58.06 % from 63 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: math
A businessman was confused about a bill he had received, so he asked his secretary for some mathematical help. "If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?" he asked her. The secretary replied, "Everything but my earrings."
Vote: has 75.90 % from 70 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: business, math, money
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9!
Vote: has 38.41 % from 85 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: math
Two random variables were talking in a bar. They thought they were being discrete but I heard their chatter continuously.
Vote: has 46.03 % from 64 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: bar, math
Q: How many mathematicians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: On average or do you want the whole distribution?
Vote: has 46.18 % from 35 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: math
Yo mama is so fat that she took geometry at the school because she heard there will be some pi.
Vote: has 67.50 % from 58 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: fat, math, Yo mama
A statistician's wife had twins. He was delighted. He rang the minister who was also delighted. "Bring them to church on Sunday and we'll baptize them," said the minister. "No," replied the statistician. "Baptize one. We'll keep the other as a control."
Vote: has 68.42 % from 71 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: math
Q: Why accountants don't read novels? A: Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.
Vote: has 68.56 % from 37 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: accountant, math, nerd
Q: What did one math book say to the other? A: Don't bother me I've got my own problems!
Vote: has 68.33 % from 107 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: math