Joke #4802

Why did I divide sin by tan? Just cos.
Vote:
has 47.10 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: math

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Q:What do you get if you add two apples and three apples? A:A high school math problem!
Vote:
has 38.91 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: math
The teacher asked Willy, "If you have seven cookies and Billy asks you for three, how many cookies have been left with you?" Willy immediately answered, "Seven!"
Vote:
has 72.92 % from 225 votes. More jokes about: math, school, teacher
Q:What is the difference between a mathematician and a philosopher? A: The mathematician only needs paper, pencil, and a trash bin for his work. The philosopher can do without the trash bin.
Vote:
has 60.06 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: math
Why was the math textbook so sad? He had a lot of problems!
Vote:
has 48.32 % from 552 votes. More jokes about: math
An astronomer, a physicist and a mathematician are on a train in Scotland. The astronomer looks out of the window, sees a black sheep standing in a field, and remarks, "How odd. Scottish sheep are black." "No, no, no!" says the physicist. "Only some Scottish sheep are black." The mathematician rolls his eyes at his companions' muddled thinking and says, "In Scotland, there is at least one field, containing at least one sheep, at least one side of which appears black from here."
Vote:
has 66.60 % from 138 votes. More jokes about: animal, math
A logician's wife is having a baby. The doctor immediately hands the newborn to the dad. His wife asks impatiently: "So, is it a boy or a girl" ? The logician replies: "yes".
Vote:
has 65.79 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: baby, dad, doctor, math, wife
Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number eleven? A: She didn't know what one came first.
Vote:
has 54.59 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: blonde, math, stupid
Teacher: "Are you good at math?" Pupil: "Yes and no." Teacher: "What do you mean?" Pupil: "Yes, I'm no good at math!"
Vote:
has 69.61 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: math, school, teacher
Did you hear about the mathematician with constipation ? He had to work it out with a pencil...
Vote:
has 48.11 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: math
Teacher: "If you bought 8 hotdogs,9 cheese burgers and 7 fillet o fishes and you ate 8 hotdogs 9 cheese burger and 7 fillet o fish what do you have at the end?" Little Johnny: "A bad blatter issue."
Vote:
has 48.59 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: fish, food, health, little Johnny, math