Joke #4974

Q: What does the zero say to the the eight? A: Nice belt!
Vote:
has 56.10 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: math

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

A teacher asked a student to write 55. Student asked: How? Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5! The student wrote 5 and stopped. Teacher: What are you waiting for? Student: I don't know which side to write the other 5!
Vote:
has 50.90 % from 244 votes. More jokes about: math, school, student, stupid, teacher
A group of blondes were willing to prove that not all blondes were dumb. They established a judges panel of people to ask the questions. On the day of the judging the people started off by asking, "What is 59 + 2?" The first blonde contestant responded by saying, "57?" The rest of the blondes said, "Give her another chance, give her another chance!" Then they asked, "What is 15 - 5?" The blonde responded, "20, right?" Once again the rest of the contestants screamed, "Give her another chance, give her another chance!" The judges decided to go easier on her and asked, "What is 1 + 2?" "Is it 3?" said the blonde. The rest of the blondes said, "Give her another chance, give her another chance!"
Vote:
has 72.76 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: blonde, math
I stopped understanding math when the alphabet decided to get involved.
Vote:
has 66.21 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: math, mean, school
There are three kinds of accountants in the world. Those who can count and those who can't.
Vote:
has 67.78 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: accountant, math, work
Teacher: "Are you good at math?" Pupil: "Yes and no." Teacher: "What do you mean?" Pupil: "Yes, I'm no good at math!"
Vote:
has 69.61 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: math, school, teacher
Q:What do you get if you add two apples and three apples? A:A high school math problem!
Vote:
has 38.91 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: math
Q: How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb? A: Hmmm... I'll just do a few numbers and get back to you.
Vote:
has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: accountant, light bulb, math, work
George and Harry out in a hot air balloon to cross the Atlantic Ocean. After 37 hours in the air, George says "Harry, we better lose some altitude so we can see where we are". Harry let's out some of the hot air in the balloon, and the balloon descends to below the cloud cover. George says, "I still can't tell where we are, let's ask that guy on the ground". So Harry yells down at the man "Hey, could you tell us where we are?" The man on the ground yells back "You're in a balloon, 100 feet up in the air". George turns to Harry and says "That man must be a lawyer". And Harry says "How can you tell?". George says "Because the advice he gave us is 100% accurate and totally useless". That's the end of the Joke, but for you people who are still worried about George and Harry: They end up in the drink, and make the front page of the New York Times: "Balloonists Soaked by Lawyer".
Vote:
has 60.65 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: lawyer, math, science, time, travel
Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number eleven? A: She didn't know what one came first.
Vote:
has 54.59 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: blonde, math, stupid
A little boy was attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked him, "How many women can a man marry?" "Sixteen," the boy responded. His cousin was amazed that he had an answer so quickly. "How do you know that?" "Easy," the little boy said. "All you have to do is add it up, like the Bishop said: 4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer"
Vote:
has 54.79 % from 205 votes. More jokes about: marriage, math, men, wedding, women