Q: What does the zero say to the the eight?
A: Nice belt! 
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Q: Why do you rarely find mathematicians spending time at the beach?
A: Because they can divide sin and cosine to get a tan!
What do you get when you put root beer in a square glass?
Beer.
Scientists don't bother to calculate how many years old the planet earth is, they just say it's one Chuck old.
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Black holes are where God divided by zero.
Q: How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Hmmm... I'll just do a few numbers and get back to you.
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There are three kinds of accountants in the world.
Those who can count and those who can't.
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Why is it hard for a blonde to count to 70?
Because 69 is such a mouthful.
Parallel lines have so much in common.
It's a shame they'll never meet.
Two statisticians go bird hunting.
The first one fires at the bird but overshoots by 5 feet.
The second one fires and undershoots the bird by 5 feet.
They both give each other a high-five and say "Got it!"
A teacher asked a student to write 55.
Student asked: How?
Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5!
The student wrote 5 and stopped.
Teacher: What are you waiting for?
Student: I don't know which side to write the other 5!