Joke #4974

Q: What does the zero say to the the eight? A: Nice belt!
Vote: has 56.81 % from 61 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: math

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

What is 6.9? A great thing ruined by a period.
Vote: has 78.50 % from 56 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: math, sex
The teacher asked Willy, "If you have seven cookies and Billy asks you for three, how many cookies have been left with you?" Willy immediately answered, "Seven!"
Vote: has 73.47 % from 184 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: math, school, teacher
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have? Plenty of milk.
Vote: has 68.56 % from 33 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal, food, math
"What happened to your girlfriend, that really cute math student?" "She no longer is my girlfriend. I caught her cheating on me." "I don't believe that she cheated on you!" "Well, a couple of nights ago I called her on the phone, and she told me that she was in bed wrestling with three unknowns..."
Vote: has 64.03 % from 84 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: math, phone, relationship, student
The teacher asks little Johnny if he knows his numbers. "Yes," he says. "My daddy taught me." "Can you tell me what comes after three?" "Four," answers little Johnny. "What comes after six?" "Seven," answers little Johnny. "Very good," says the teacher. "Your father did a very fine job. What comes after ten?" "A jack," answers little Johnny.
Vote: has 79.01 % from 324 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: dad, little Johnny, math, teacher
Why are rabbits like calculators? They both multiply a lot.
Vote: has 63.17 % from 17 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal, math
Yo mama is so fat that she took geometry at the school because she heard there will be some pi.
Vote: has 67.50 % from 58 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: fat, math, Yo mama
One attractive young businesswoman to another over lunch: "My life is all math. I am trying to add to my income, subtract from my weight, divide my time, and avoid multiplying."
Vote: has 62.30 % from 43 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: business, life, math, time, women
A teacher asked a student to write 55. Student asked: How? Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5! The student wrote 5 and stopped. Teacher: What are you waiting for? Student: I don't know which side to write the other 5!
Vote: has 48.04 % from 113 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: math, school, student, stupid, teacher
Chuck Norris is the only person to know pi, because when he puts it into the calculator, the calculator doesn't dare give him only part of it.
Vote: has 75.27 % from 27 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math