The extra RAM slots have tractor parts stored in them.
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Virus "Windows" found: Delete, Repair, Next?
Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office. I will find you. You have my Word.
Dave took Mary out for a romantic dinner where conversation turned to the subject of marriage.
Dave had been saving for an engagement ring, but he was in graduate school and in dire need of a new computer.
Mary was understanding, telling Dave they had the rest of their lives to get engaged, so he should use his savings to buy a computer instead.
During dessert, Dave suddenly reached into his pocket and pulled out an engagement ring.
Mary was stunned, but after she collected herself, she looked up and prompted: "Well, don't you have something to ask me?"
Dave then got down on bended knee.
"Honey," he said, "Will you buy me a new computer?"
Why did the computer get cold?
Because it forgot to close windows.
Gmail: Someone has signed into your account!
Me: Yeah that was me
Gmail: No it was on another device!
Me: Yes my tablet
Gmail: Someone stole your tablet?!
Me: What? No!
Gmail: Call the police
Steve Jobs was an amazing man.
He will live in my hard drive forever!
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Q: What do you call a programmer from Finland?
A: Nerdic.
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Who said Windows 98 is a virus was wrong.
Why?
Because a virus does something.
What goes ‘choo choo choo’ while online?
Thomas the search engine.