The extra RAM slots have tractor parts stored in them.
While my brother-in-law was tapping away on his home computer, his ten-year-old daughter sneaked up behind him. Then she turned and ran into the kitchen, squealing to the rest of the family: "I know Daddy's password! I know Daddy's password!" "What is it?" her sisters asked eagerly. Proudly she replied: "Asterisk, asterisk, asterisk, asterisk!"
What do you get when you try to cross a pit bull with a computer? A lot of bites.
What did the psychiatrist say to the android kleptomaniac? DON'T keep taking the tablets!
Q: What do computers and air conditions have in common? A: They're both become useless when you open windows.
A ragged individual stranded for several months on a small desert island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean one day noticed a bottle lying in the sand with a piece of paper in it. "Due to lack of maintenance," he read, "we regretfully have found it necessary to cancel your e-mail account."
Chuck Norris does not know about this website. If he did he would have just deleted the internet.
The code that is the hardest to debug is the code that you know cannot possibly be wrong.
Q: Why do Java programmers have to wear glasses? A: Because they don't C#.