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The extra RAM slots have tractor parts stored in them.
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A SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, "Can I join you?"
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How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day? Give him a bottle of shampoo which says "lather, rinse, repeat."
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Yo mama so stupid, the password needed 8 characters, so she put Snow white and the 7 dwarves.
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Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
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"Knock, knock.Who's there?" very long pause... "Java."
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