The extra RAM slots have tractor parts stored in them.
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"I see, do you know what's the operating system on your PC?"
"Of course, I do - it's Facebook..."
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Q: What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet?
A: Lost.
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Don't go there.
It's like the United States of Chuck Norris...
No one has been there and lived to tell the tale.
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When Nasa first began sending astronauts into space, they were confronted by a small problem.
Their standard ballpoint pens would not work in space.
They spent a decade and twelve million dollars designing a pen that would work below three hundred degrees, in space, and on glass.
Russia used a pencil.
A Man from the toilet shouts to his wife :
Darling, darling, do you hear me?!!!!
What happened, did you run out of toilet paper?
No, restart the router, please!
The boy is smoking and leaving smoke rings into the air.
The girl gets irritated with the smoke and says to her lover: "Can't you see the warning written on the cigarettes packet, smoking is injurious to health!"
The boy replies back: "Darling, I am a programmer. We don't worry about warnings, we only worry about errors."
Q: What do computers and air conditions have in common?
A: They're both become useless when you open windows.
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Chuck Norris's programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.
Wikipedia: I know everything!
Google: I have everything!
Facebook: I know everybody!
Internet: Without me you are nothing!
Electricity: Keep talking bitches!
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