The extra RAM slots have tractor parts stored in them.
A female secretary was helping her new boss set up his computer and asked him what word he would like to use as a password to log in with. Wanting to embarrass his new secretary a bit and let her know where they stood, he smugly told her to enter ‘penis.’ Without blinking or saying a word, she entered the password. She then almost died laughing at the computer’s response: PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH!
A SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, "Can I join you?"
Q: How many Apple Iphone 6 early adopters does it take to change a light bulb? A: 3001. 1 to do the work and 3000 to go online and bitch about the lack of obscure features!
A programmer had a problem. He decided to use Java. He now has a ProblemFactory.
How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day? Give him a bottle of shampoo which says "lather, rinse, repeat."
Yo mama so stupid, the password needed 8 characters, so she put Snow white and the 7 dwarves.
Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
The web isn’t better than sex, but sliced bread is in serious trouble.
Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
"Knock, knock.Who's there?" very long pause... "Java."