Joke #4111

The extra RAM slots have tractor parts stored in them.
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A group of computer science geeks were listening to a lecture about Java programming at a university. After the lecture, one of the men leaned over and grabbed a woman’s breast. Woman: Hey! That’s private OK ? The man hesitated for a second looking confused. Man: But I thought we were in the same class.
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This website may not be idiot proof, but at least it’s dimwit resistant.
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How come the women loves the PC? It’s easier to turn on!
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