How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
Are you kidding?
That’s a hardware problem!
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Adam and Eve virus: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple.
Airline virus: You're in Dallas, but your data is in Singapore.
Anita Hill virus: Lies dormant for ten years.
Arnold Schwarzenegger virus: Terminates and stays resident. It'll be back.
AT&T virus: Every three minutes it tells you what great service you are getting.
If the box says:
"This software requires Windows XP or better"
Does that mean it'LL run on Linux?
Once a programmer drowned in the sea.
Many Marines where at that time on the beach, but the programmer was shouting "F1 F1" and nobody understood it.
A failure in a device will never appear until it has passed final inspection.
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What’s an Athlon at 1,2 GHz processor that runs for 9 minutes without a cooler called?
8.5 minutes burned processor.
What do you call an iPhone that isn't kidding around?
Dead Siri-ous.
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I’ve got one those special filter programmes on my Internet access.
It’s really handy, it blocks out everything except porn sites.
