How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
Are you kidding?
That’s a hardware problem! 
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Why is Apple offering a free case for all iPhone 6 buyers?
It doesn't help with reception, but protects the iPhone when you throw it against the wall after dropping another call!
Two bloggers chatting:
Mom: Son, it’s snowing so nice.
Son: Where, Give me the link please.
Computers are like air conditioners.
They work fine until you start opening windows.
Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office. I will find you. You have my Word.
A Microsoft support technician goes to a firing range.
He shoots ten bullets at the target 50m away.
The supervisors check the target and see that there’s not even a single hit.
They shout to him that he missed completely.
The technician tells them to recheck, and gets the same answer.
The technician then aims the gun at his finger and shoots, blasting it off.
He shouts back, ‘It’s working fine here!
The problem must be at your end!’
What would a computer geek is going to do after seeing a beautiful woman?
"Immediately start downloading it."
Did you hear about the music app that is preloaded on every iPhone 6 plus?
GarageBend.
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A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage.
"No thanks, I'm traveling light."
Your file was so big.
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.
HR manager to job candidate: ‘I see you’ve had no computer training.
Although that qualifies you for upper management, it means you’re under-qualified for our entry level positions.’
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