How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
Are you kidding?
That’s a hardware problem!
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Steve Jobs was an amazing man.
He will live in my hard drive forever!
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Home is where the wifi connects automatically.
Warning!
User Error.
Kindly replace user and press a key to continue.
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What goes ‘choo choo choo’ while online?
Thomas the search engine.
A blonde girl enters a store that sells curtains.
She tells the salesman, “I would like to buy a pink curtain in the size of my computer screen.”
The surprised salesman replies, “But, madam, computers do not have curtains.”
And the blonde said, “Helloooo…. I’ve got Windows!”
I put so much more effort into naming my first Wi-Fi than my first child.
My attitude isn't bad.
It's in beta.
What do you call a computer that takes 15 minutes to start, freezes if you try to do more than one thing at a time, crashes regularly and causes you to swear under your breath throughout the day?
Cutting edge.
How come the women loves the PC?
It’s easier to turn on!
Funny facts about Google users:
50% of people use Google well as a search engine.
The rest 50% of them use it to check if their internet is connected
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