Joke #2905

How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb? Are you kidding? That’s a hardware problem!
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I walked into the computer repair place with my broken Macintosh computer. I looked at the stack of them on the rack and said, ‘What’s that, Broke Mac Mountain?’
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Why did the computer get cold? Because it forgot to close windows.
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How do insects communicate? By bee mail.
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James Bond got this email from a friend: CanYouPleaseFixTheSpaceBarOnMyKeyboard?
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Caller: Hey, can you help me? My computer has locked up, and no matter how many times I type eleven, it won’t unfreeze. Agent: What do you mean, “type eleven?” Caller: The message on my screen says, “Error Type 11!”
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Once upon a time, a computer programmer drowned at sea. Many were on the beach and heard him cry out, “F1! F1!”, but no one understood.
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With searching comes loss And the presence of absence: ‘My Novel’ not found.
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Double your drive space. Delete Windows!
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What happens if you download the Princess Diana screensaver application? Your iphone will keep crashing!
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C program run. C program crash. C programmer quit.
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