During preseason training, a college football lineman married one of the team's cheerleaders. The coach was a bit surprised and remarked to his star football player, "You are such a big, burley guy. Why in the world did you marry such a tiny, petite woman? She is no bigger than your hand." "That's right, Coach," replied the lineman. "But, she's much better!"
What would you get if you crossed a grizzly with the world's greatest basketball player? Bear Jordan.
My yoga instructor says I need to work on my breathing. But I mean, 41 years, still alive. I kinda got it.
A burglary was recently committed at West Ham's ground and the entire contents of the trophy room were stolen. The police are looking for a man with a claret & blue carpet.
Q: How do you know when it's bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? A: The big hand touches the little one.
A famous boxer must be operated by appendicitis. From the operation room the doctor gets out holding himself to the walls with a bruised eye and says: A can’t do this anymore! I try to anesthetize him, I count until 9 and he gets up and starts punching me...
Whats the difference between usain bolt and hitler? Usain bolt can finish a race...
Yo mama's so skinny, she used a needle for a baseball bat.
I told my girlfriend I had a job in a bowling alley.. She said "Tenpin?" I said, "No, permanent."
Ballet is banned within a 1000 miles of Chuck Norris.