Joke #4848

What does a Blonde say during a porno? There I am!
Vote:
has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: blonde

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle? A: A dope ring.
Vote:
has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: blonde, stupid
Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance? A: 144 blondes.
Vote:
has 22.04 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: blonde
A police officer saw a car speeding down the highway. He started chasing after the speeder . When he got close he's saw it was a blonde woman who was actually knitting while driving. The cop yelled, "Pull over!" The blonde shouted back, "No! It's a sweater!"
Vote:
has 75.43 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Once a blonde went to the library to get a book. A few days later, she returns and says to librarian at the counter, "This book was very boring. It had too many characters and too many numbers, so i would like to return it." The librarian says to the other librarian, "So here is the person who took our phone book!"
Vote:
has 63.07 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: blonde
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette all enter the International Breast Stroke Swim across the English Channel. After about 8 hours, the brunette makes it across, followed shortly by the redhead. No sign of the blonde. After 12 hours they decide they'd better go look for her when she pretty much washes up on shore. They rush over to her and wrap her in warm blankets and give her a hot drink. After a few minutes, she is breathing easier and says, "I don't like to tattle, but I think those other ladies were using their arms!"
Vote:
has 74.43 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: blonde, sport, stupid, time, women
A cop pulls over a blonde for speeding. The cop gets out of his car and asks the blonde for her license. "You cops should get it together. One day you take away my license, and the next day you ask me to show it."
Vote:
has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week? A: So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.
Vote:
has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: blonde, stupid, time, work
Q. What's the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde? A. The prostitute says, "Aren't you done yet?" The nympho says, "Are you done already?" The blonde says, "Beige...I think I'll paint the ceiling beige."
Vote:
has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: blonde, sex
Q: What did the blonde say when she tried driving stick for the first time? A: "How do you shift this thing?" (you make jacking off motions).
Vote:
has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering? The noise gave her a headache.
Vote:
has 35.66 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: blonde