What is the difference between a man and childbirth?
One can be terribly painful and sometimes almost unbearable while the other is just having a baby.
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Bigamy is having one husband too many.
Some say monogamy is the same.
Stupid?
He wanted to be a farmer.
So he studied pharmacy.
Why don't men like to drink coffee at work?
It keeps them awake.
A man goes to the doctor with a piece of lettuce dangling from his rectum.
"That looks nasty," says the doctor.
"Nasty?" the man says.
"That's just the tip of the iceberg."
Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a few hours.
Set him on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
Why is a man different from a PC?
You only have to tell the PC once.
What's the difference between a man and an ox?
Fifteen pounds and a six-pack.
Q. Why do men name their penises?
A. Because they don't want ninety per cent of their decisions made by a perfect stranger.
What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A rumor.