What is the difference between a man and childbirth?
One can be terribly painful and sometimes almost unbearable while the other is just having a baby.
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A man, a woman, and a great survivor are trapped on an island.
The survivor finds a bunch of coconuts.
The man thinks to himself, "What if there are other people on the island? Then we won't be stranded!"
He throws coconuts at nearby ships, and the island was populated.
Everybody looks at him cross.
Then they kick him off the island.
What is the difference between a man and E.T.?
E.T. phoned home.
How is a man like a snowstorm?
You don't know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it'll stay.
"Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something."
What does a man consider a seven course meal?
A hot dog and a six pack.
Why does a man prefer blondes?
Men always like intellectual company.
Q: Why are Christmas trees better than Men?
A: Even the small ones give satisfaction.
He: Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you in
the worst way.
She: Well, you succeeded.
Stupid?
He wanted to be a farmer.
So he studied pharmacy.