Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
Yo mama so ugly the devil is afraid of her.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she not only got hit with the ugly stick, she must have got lost in an ugly forest.
Yo mamma’s so fat that if she wants to go piss the toilet would break!
Nobody has ever told Chuck Norris a yo-mama joke and lived to tell about it.
Yo momma's like a "Happy Meal" small, cheap and greasy.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she died before the police arrived because she couldn’t find the ‘11’ button in ‘9-1-1’.
Yo Mama's like a fast food retaurant, she takes orders from the front and the back.
You mama so old she made yoda look young.
Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
Your momma so fat... She can't even fit in the chat room.