Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
Two men were talking:
First : "Can U put the word 'penis' in a sentence?"
Second: "Yo mama's pussy."
Yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought the international dateline was a global dating service.
Yo mama is so stupid, I said it was going to be chili out and she grabbed a bowl and a spoon.
Yo momma is so poor the ducks throw bread at her.
Yo mama so fat that she fell over and rocked herself to sleep trying to get up.
Yo Mama so stupid she put a peephole in a glass door!
Yo mamma's so stupid she got trapped in a bathroom and wet her pants!
Yo mama so ugly, even hello kitty said goodbye.
