Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
Yo mama is so old that when she walked out of a museum the alarm went off.
Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orleans thought Katrina came back to finish the job.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses a mattress for a maxipad.
Yo Mama so old... She's got Adam and Eve's autograph.
Yo mama is so poor that she had to get a second mortgage on her cardboard box.
Yo mamma is so fat, her diet pills say M & M.
Yo mama's so ugly that slender-man ran from her. She's also the reason why slender-man doesn't have eyes.
Yo mama is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.
Yo momma’s so fat, she fell off a boat and the captain yelled, ‘Land Ho!’