Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
Yo mamma so fat and scary, Godzilla watches "yo mamma" movies!
Yo mommas so stupid she failed a survey.
Yo Mama's so Web 2.0, she makes you call her Mothr!
Yo mama is so stupid she married a carpenter just to get nailed.
Yo' Mama is so fat, her shadow is used for the witness protection program.
Yo mama so fat she puts insurance on her food.
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she passes by a bathroom the toilet flushes.
Yo momma's so stupid, she gave your uncle a bl*wjob 'cause he said it'd help his unemployment.
Yo mamma so ugly she scares Chuck Norris!
Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!