Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she can only grow hair on her nuts.
Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world.
Yo momma’s so ugly, she got a sex change and the surgeon had to flip a coin.
Yo mama is so poor, I went to her place for dinner the other day, and when I asked what we were having, she put her foot up on the table and said "corn !".
Yo' Mama is so fat, yo' daddy only sees the other side of her every 4 years.
Yo mama's so lactose intolerant, human kindness makes her throw up!
Yo' mama so fat, when she was a baby, she took a bath with a rubber albatross.
Yo mama so fat she puts insurance on her food.
Yo mama so fat that when she played Xbox live you can see her face sticking out of your tv screen.
Your mamma is so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone!