Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
Your moma is so ugly...she could make medicine sick!
Yo' Mama is so fat, instead lint in her belly button, she's gathered full sweaters.
Yo momma so fat that when she was seated in the last row, the plane couldn't get off the ground.
Your momma so ugly she gave Freddy Kruger nightmares.
Yo momma’s so ugly, she makes onions cry.
Yo momma so old... Jurassic Park brought back the memories...
Yo mama is so fat, she needs two Facebook accounts for her profile picture.
Yo mama is so ugly that when I showed a picture of my ass they said they are twins!