Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
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Yo mamma's so fat that she had to get baptized at seaworld.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she has to make a long distance call to talk to herself.
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Yo mama so fat, that when she got on the titanic, it sunk right away, and the only reason that this story is different is because the people who've told others about it were scared that she would sit on them.
Yo' Mama is so fat, people use her butt cheeks for a ski slope.