yo mama so fat, when she dive into the ocean, there is a tsunami warning out!
Yo' Mama is so fat, she keeps her diaphragm in a pizza box.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she tried to eat her chicken pox.
Yo mama so old Moses is in her year book.
Yo Mama's just like peanut-butter...she spreads for bread !
Your mom is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
Your mama's so stupid she tripped over a line on a basketball court.
Yo Mama is so nasty, she made the Dead Sea, when went to swim.
Yo mamma is like the sun, stare at her and you'll go blind.
Yo mamma so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip-flops.
Yo momma so poor... She waves an ice lolly around and calls it Air conditioning.