yo mama so fat, when she dive into the ocean, there is a tsunami warning out!
Yo' Mama is so poor, her tv only has two channels: on and not working.
Yo Mama so stupid she put a peephole in a glass door!
Your mamas feet are so scaly you can see crocodile dundy in her foot bath.
Yo mama so old Moses is in her year book.
Yo momma so poor... Burglars break into yo momma's home and leave money.
Yo mama's so fat that even Barack Obama couldn't afford to take her out to dinner.
Yo mama so round and fat that she makes an eclipse with the sun.
Yo' Mama is like a race car: she burns through four rubbers a night.
Yo momma so stupid when she went to Subway, she asked for a ticket to Chicago.