Joke #4952

yo mama so fat, when she dive into the ocean, there is a tsunami warning out!
Vote: has 65.32 % from 10 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Yo mama

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Yo Momma has so many chins, it looks like she's wearing a fat necklace!
Vote: has 64.88 % from 18 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma’s so ugly, her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her.
Vote: has 39.90 % from 9 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, yo' daddy only sees the other side of her every 4 years.
Vote: has 60.56 % from 19 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she voted for a pit bull wearing lipstick.
Vote: has 50.45 % from 9 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: stupid, Yo mama
Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a hippo? A: One has a big mouth and a fat ass. The other lives in rivers in tropical countries.
Vote: has 54.16 % from 10 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal, fat, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat that she could use a bra as a parachute
Vote: has 59.19 % from 15 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, she puts in tampons with a bazooka.
Vote: has 67.81 % from 11 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, she keeps her diaphragm in a pizza box.
Vote: has 49.86 % from 6 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so poor, she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers.
Vote: has 54.16 % from 10 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: food, insulting, money, Yo mama
Your mama is such a wh*re, that all the men use her just like a roundabout, everyone take's a turn
Vote: has 54.87 % from 7 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama