Joke #4952

yo mama so fat, when she dive into the ocean, there is a tsunami warning out!

Yo mama so fat, her kids come out of her all at once.

Yo mama so stupid she told a yo mama joke to you.

Yo' Mama is so poor, her bathroom consists of a tin can and a pile of leaves.

Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"

Yo' Mama is so ugly, her imaginary friend played with other kids.

Yo' Mama is so poor, she only goes to the grocery store for free samples.

Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a funiture store and slept on the floor.

Yo mama so stupid that when you told her the mouse on her computer was broken she took it to the vet.

Yo Mama so poor I saw her with one shoe in the garbage can and I said, "Did you lost a shoe." And she said, "Nope I just found one."

Yo mama so fat that when she sat on a rainbow she made Skittles!