Joke #4952

yo mama so fat, when she dive into the ocean, there is a tsunami warning out!

Yo mamas so ugly when Bob the builder saw her he said "Oh cannot fix that."

Yo mama so fat I thought of her in my head and I broke my neck.

Yo mama so ugly when she went to sleep Freddy Krueger was scared of her.

Yo' Mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, the kids yell, "Here comes the school bus."

Yo mama is so stupid, she returned a doughnut cause it had a hole in it.

Yo Momma's so fat that when she sits on the beach, whales swim up to her and sing "We are family…!"

Yo Mama So fat... She sat on top of Walmart and lowered the prices.

Yo Mama so old... She recalls When the Grand Canyon was a ditch.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she poured a bowl of Cheerios and said, "Look, my alphabet soup spells 'Ooooo.'"

Your mama so fat when she goes in Walmart and goes out it's gone.