yo mama so fat, when she dive into the ocean, there is a tsunami warning out!
Yo momma’s so stupid, she called the 7-11 to see when they closed.
Yo momma’s so ugly, if you look up ‘ugly’ in the dictionary, there’s a picture of her.
Yo momma's so fat; she's got her own zip code!
Yo mamma so fat that why people think the earth is flat.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her flyswatter doubles as a spatula.
You momma so stupid I see her walking the pigs down the street I'd asked "What she doing?" And she said "Going piggy back riding"!
Yo' Mama is so old, she has sour cream in her boobs.
Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.
Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
Yo momma's so old if she were a car it would be time to roll back her odometer.