yo mama so fat, when she dive into the ocean, there is a tsunami warning out!
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she visits the doctor, they need a forklift to get her on the examining table.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thinks her binoculars are opera glasses.
Yo Mama's so fat, she makes Johana Hill look superbad at gaining weight.
Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.
Your momma so fat when she step on the scales her phone number came up.
Yo mama's feet are so ashy, it looks like she kicks flour for a living.
Yo mama so fat when god said let there be light she was told to move out of the way.
Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world.
Yo momma’s so ugly, she practises birth control by leaving the lights on.