Joke #4952

yo mama so fat, when she dive into the ocean, there is a tsunami warning out!

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she tried to put the leftover orange juice back in the rind.

Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.

Yo mama's so fat, her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.

Yo Mamas so stupid she was yelling into the mailbox. We ask her whats she doing and she said, she was sending a voice-mail.

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on da toilet it said here's a carrot and a diet coke.

Yo mama is so fat that Weight Watchers said I give up.

Your mama is so ugly she jumps and the gravity did not return.

Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.

Yo mamma's so fat when she falls off a hill people call avalach.

Yo momma is so short she poses for trophies!