Joke #4952

yo mama so fat, when she dive into the ocean, there is a tsunami warning out!

Yo' Mama has more crabs than Red Lobster.

Yo mama is so dumb she stuck a battery up her butt and said, "I got energy!"

Yo mamma so fat she broke your family tree.

Yo mama's so black if she sat in a jacuzy the water turned into coffee.

Yo' Mama is so fat, people use her butt cheeks for a ski slope.

Yo momma mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.

Q: How is Yo' Mama like the New York Jets? A: You give them a quarter, and they'll let you score.

Yo' Mama is like my cell phone plan: 10 cents a minute anytime, anywhere, no restrictions.

Yo' Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.

Yo Mama so ugly, that when she entered a haunted house, she came out with an application.