I'm not racist cuz racism is a crime, and crime ends in jail, and jail is for blacks.
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Yesterday, I failed my biology exam.
The question was: "Name something commonly found in cells."
Apparently, Niggers wasn't the right answer.
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Q: How do u know a black person has been in your house?
A: Everything has gone.
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Q: How many jews can you fit in a VW Beetle?
A: 54, two in the front, two in the back, and fifty in the ashtray.
What do spongebob and an asian have in common?
They're both yellow and cant drive.
There's 1000 black guys and 1 white guy.
What do you call the white guy?
Warden.
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A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving?
"The cop!"
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Q: Why did the black person fill uncomfortable?
A: Because he was surrounded by crackers.
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Q: How Many White People Does it Take To Screw In a Lightbulb?
A: None, they get a nigger to do it.
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God made everyone different he got tired when he made china.
Q: What do you call a black guy with a fan?
A: Antique air conditioner.
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