I'm not racist cuz racism is a crime, and crime ends in jail, and jail is for blacks.
What’s black on the outside and green on the inside? A nigger that just ate some spinach.
Q: What do you call vietnamese guy that wants to be black? A: Vinegar!
What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float? You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.
Q: What does a black person have in common with a soda machine? A: They both don't work and always take your money.
Q: What's the best thing about a blowjob from an Ethiopian? A: You know they'll swallow.
Why do Jews watch porn backwards? Because their favorite part is when the hooker gives the money back.
Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just Juan.
Why did Rosa Parks die? She refused to go to the back of the ambulance!
How do you hide your money from a mexican?
Q: What do you call a white person engulfed in flames? A: A firecracker.