I'm not racist cuz racism is a crime, and crime ends in jail, and jail is for blacks.
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A: A victim.
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Why is there no mexican olympics?
Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder.
How do you steal a Mexicans home?
Hook it up to your truck and drive off.
Q: What u call 10 black people in the back of a truck?
A: A good days hunting.
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Q: What do you call a cremated black person?
A: 100% cocoa powder.
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Q: How many jews can you fit in a VW Beetle?
A: 54, two in the front, two in the back, and fifty in the ashtray.
There is a 3 story apartment building with 1 apartment on each floor.
A white family lives on the top floor.
A mexican family lives on the second floor.
A nigger family lives on the botom floor.
At 2:00 PM in the afternoon a terrrible tornado hits the building, totally destroying it.
Which family lived?
The White family, because both parents were at work and the kids were in school.
Why dont mexicans cross the border in groups of 3's?
Cuz the signs at the border say no Trespassing.