I'm not racist cuz racism is a crime, and crime ends in jail, and jail is for blacks.
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Your Mama's so black, when the cops were shooting at her, the bullets went back for flashlights.
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Failed my biology test today:
They asked, "What is commonly found in cells?"
Apparently "black people" wasn't the correct answer.
I just saw a mexjcan guy walking down the street with a tv and I thought " wow, that looks just like mine."
But I knew mine was at home shining my shoes.
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How do you know when an Asian has been in your house?
Your computer is updated, your math homework is finished, there's a Vietnamese whore in your bathtub with a violin up her ass (thanks to a horny Chen Li), a dog in your microwave, and the bastard is still trying to pull out of your driveway!
Why did the nigger walks into a bar?
The cell door was still locked.
Q: How many niggers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: There are no light bulbs in Africa.
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Q: What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person?
A: Neighbour.
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A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car.
Who's driving?
A cop!
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Q: What did the Alabama Sheriff call the black man who shot himself 15 times?
A: The worst suicide case he has ever seen.
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