I'm not racist cuz racism is a crime, and crime ends in jail, and jail is for blacks.
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A: We serve when we see potholes in the middle of the road.
What do u call 4 mexicans sinking in quicksand?
Quatro,sinko.
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His brother with the DVD player.
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A lot of people can't stand the dark ones.
What did God say when he created the first nigger?
Opps, I put the pubes on his head.
What do you call 100 niggers on the bottom of the sea?
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