I'm not racist cuz racism is a crime, and crime ends in jail, and jail is for blacks.
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It's not there...
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Your Mama's so black, when the cops were shooting at her, the bullets went back for flashlights.
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What do you call a Mexican knight?
The Chosen Juan.
Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza.
A: One comes out of the oven alive.
Two girlfriends meet again after a few years.
One is pushing around a baby buggy.
The first girlfriend looks at the baby and is perplexed.
"Black skin? Blue slit eyes? A blonde afro? How did you do that?"
Murmurs the other woman.
"Damn gangbang! At least he doesn't bark!"
How do you kill half of Ethiopia?
Throw a piece of bread off a cliff.
How do you kill the other half?
Tell them it still has not been eaten.
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What do you call a black guy in a suit?...
Guilty.
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What do you call 100 million black guy skydiving during the daytime?
Nightfall.
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A 5 year old black boy walks up to a 5 year old white boy and says, "My daddy's goy a car.
When he honks the horn it goes 'honkey honkey'".
Little white boy says, "shit, my daddys got a chain saw when he starts it up it goes 'run nigga nigga run'".