I'm not racist cuz racism is a crime, and crime ends in jail, and jail is for blacks.
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Q: How many jews can you fit in a VW Beetle?
A: 54, two in the front, two in the back, and fifty in the ashtray.
What did God say when he made the first black man?
"Damn, I burnt one."
I'll admit that the Chinese kids in math class are pretty smart.
But doing it with their eyes closed... that's a bit cocky.
Q: Why are black people, pirates?
A: Because they go nigarrr.
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Rappers are like the pens at the bank.
They all have chains on them, and don't write very well.
What happened to the Asian when he walked into a wall with a boner?
He hit his nose.
How do you kill half of Ethiopia?
Throw a piece of bread off a cliff.
How do you kill the other half?
Tell them it still has not been eaten.
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Yesterday, I failed my biology exam.
The question was: "Name something commonly found in cells."
Apparently, Niggers wasn't the right answer.
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When terrorists feed their children, do they use the airplane method of "open wide" while making airplane noises?
Or do they just smash it into their faces?
Q: Why are most democrats black
A: Black people are idiots.
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