I'm not racist cuz racism is a crime, and crime ends in jail, and jail is for blacks.
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There was three Mexicans walking down the street when three old white guys approached them. The first white man said:
Whats up wet backs.
The first mexican said:
I am not wet, I am just greasy from stealing car parts.
The second old man said:
What the hells that smell, smells like beanery.
The second Mexican replies:
It don't smell like beanery, we just got back from taco bell.
The third mexican says:
YaYA, amigo, we just got back from Taco Bell.
The third white guys says:
I was talking to the bean, not the whole damn burrito.
School is like a boner, long and hard.
Unless you're Asian...
Why are there no mexicans on star trek?
They don't work in the future either.
I was going to tell a chinese joke, but it's just wong.
A Jewish man walks into a bar and sits down. He has a few drinks, then he sees a Chinese man and punches him in the face.
"Owch!" the Chinese man says.
"What was that for?"
"That was for Pearl Harbor," the Jewish man says.
"But I'm Chinese!" "Chinese, Japanese, what's the difference?"
And the Jewish man sits back down.
Then, the Chinese man walks up to the Jewish man and punches him in the face.
"Ouch!" the Jewish man says. "What was that for?"
"That was for the Titanic," the Chinese man says.
"But that was an iceberg!"
"Ice berg, Goldberg, what's the difference?"
Q: What do you call a group of black people.
A: An auction.
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Q: What do you call a barn of black people?
A: Out of date farming tools.
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Q: What's the difference between bigfoot and a hard working black man?
A: Bigfoot has been spotted.
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Why were there only 5000 mexicans at the Alamo?
Because there were only 2 vans.