I'm not racist cuz racism is a crime, and crime ends in jail, and jail is for blacks.
Life Lemons Saying: White Guy: When Life gives you lemons enjoy them with friends. Black Guy: When Life gives you lemons sell them, buy a gun, point it at life and say "More lemons mother Fucker".
I don't understand why everyone hates black people so much. Black people are great! Everyone should own one!
What do you get when you cross a brassiere with Texas? Playtex.
What is the difference between a Mexican and a book? A book has papers.
What do you call 3 black guys sky diving? Air pollution.
What's the difference between Batman and a Black man? Batman can go to the store without robin.
Life is like a box of chocolates: A lot of people can't stand the dark ones.
What do you call a pool filled with Black People? Coco Puffs.
Why do niggers carry shit in their wallet? Identification.
What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels is still killing Indians.