I'm not racist cuz racism is a crime, and crime ends in jail, and jail is for blacks.
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Yo mamma so black when she gets in the car the oil light turns on.
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How do you get a Mexican chick to blow you?
You decorate your wiener with leaves.
Trust me, Mexicans love blowing leaves.
Q: What is a Jews biggest dilemma?
A: Free Pork.
Q: Whos the richest man in Mexico?
A: The person who gets the penny.
A cowboy and a retard are sitting at home bored.
The cowboy says," let's go down to the bowling alley and beat up niggers."
The retard says ," OK ".
When they arrive , the cowboy sees five black dudes bowling.
He goes over and starts beating their asses.
He stops and looks to see the retard smashing bowling balls with a sledgehammer.
He goes over and says, " hey... I thought we was gonna beat up niggers?"
The retard responds, " yeah...you get the live ones, I'll kill the eggs ."
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Q: What do you call an African American documentary?
A: Planet of the Apes.
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Q: What do you call the most powerful white man on the planet?
A: The President of the Unit...sh*t.
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A Jewish man walks into a bar and sits down. He has a few drinks, then he sees a Chinese man and punches him in the face.
"Owch!" the Chinese man says.
"What was that for?"
"That was for Pearl Harbor," the Jewish man says.
"But I'm Chinese!" "Chinese, Japanese, what's the difference?"
And the Jewish man sits back down.
Then, the Chinese man walks up to the Jewish man and punches him in the face.
"Ouch!" the Jewish man says. "What was that for?"
"That was for the Titanic," the Chinese man says.
"But that was an iceberg!"
"Ice berg, Goldberg, what's the difference?"
Q: What do u call an Asian grocery store?
A: A pound
What's the difference between Batman and a Black man?
Batman can go to the store without robin.
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