A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
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Math tells us three of the saddnest love stories:
1)Tangent lines who had one chance to meet and then parted forever.
2)Parallel lines who were never meant to meet.
3)Asymptotes who can get closer and closer but will never be together.
Q: What did one math book say to the other?
A: Don't bother me I've got my own problems!
Maths is like s*x...
ADD the bed
MINUS the clothes
DIVIDE the legs
and pray you don't MULTIPLY.
A teacher asked a student to write 55.
Student asked: How?
Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5!
The student wrote 5 and stopped.
Teacher: What are you waiting for?
Student: I don't know which side to write the other 5!
Yo mama is so fat that she took geometry at the school because she heard there will be some pi.
What is the shortest mathematicians joke?
Let epsilon be smaller than zero.
Chuck Norris drew a triangle with four sides.
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A logician's wife is having a baby. The doctor immediately hands the newborn to the dad.
His wife asks impatiently: "So, is it a boy or a girl" ?
The logician replies: "yes".
Dear Maths,
Please grow up now and solve you problems yourself.