Yo momma so old... She left her purse on Noah's Ark.
Your mama so ugly, when she went to a stripping club, they paid her to keep her clothes on.
Yo' Mama is so dumb, she got fired from a blow job.
Yo momma’s so ugly, she got arrested for mooning when she looked out of a window.
Yo mama is so dumb she stuck a battery up her butt and said, "I got energy!"
Yo mama so fat when god said let there be light she was told to move out of the way.
Yo momma’s so fat, when she auditioned for a part in Indiana Jones she got the part of the big rolling ball.
Your momma so stanky...when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!
Your mama so ugly when god was making light he told her to step out the way.
Yo' Mama is so fat, every time you smack her butt, you can ride the waves.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she steals her breakfast from backyard bird feeders.