Yo momma so old... She left her purse on Noah's Ark.
Yo mama so fat you cant tell if she got a penis or a vagina.
Yo momma so fat when she stepped on the scale it came up with my phone number.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I walked past your fence, she came out barking.
"Yo momma so fat she was baptized in the ocean!"
Yo mama is stupid, she put a book in her friend face and named facebook.
Yo mama so fat she don't take pictures, she takes posters.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she ordered her sushi well done.
Yo Momma's so fat she uses an air balloon for parachute.
Yo momma so skinny she looks like a mic stand.
Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.