Joke #5035

Yo momma so old... She left her purse on Noah's Ark.

You mamas so small she fell of her chair and committed suicide.

Yo' Mama's so fat, her scale reads "Game Over."

Fly like a butterfly sting like a bee I slept with yo mama now it burns when I pee.

Yo momma's so fat... When she wears her X jacket helicopters try to land.

Yo momma’s so fat, her driver’s license says, ‘Picture continued on other side’.

Yo' Mama is so flat, paper gets jealous.

Yo' Mama is so poor, when she picks a booger, she yells, "Clap your hands and stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we got meat!"

Yo momma's so fat... They mistake her for a country.

Yo mama so poor I sat on the garbage can and she said get off from my roof.

Yo momma so fat that they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat buffet.