Yo momma so old... She left her purse on Noah's Ark.
Yo' Mama has more crabs than Red Lobster.
Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.
Yo mama is so stupid that when a teacher told the class nobody is perfect, he replied, "I want to become nobody!"
Yo' Mama is so bald, her cornrows look like stitches.
yo mama so fat, when she dive into the ocean, there is a tsunami warning out!
Yo mama is so ugly the mirror did not make an reflection.
Yo Momma's so fat, when she goes to Taco Bell, they run for the border!
Yo mama's so dumb, she thinks socialism means partying!
Yo mama so fat she needed two wrist watches cause shes in two time zones.