Yo momma so old... She left her purse on Noah's Ark.
Yo mama is too black like she was born in a burning hospital.
Yo mama so stupid she tried to make an appointment with Dr.pepper.
Yo momma so fat when she saw a bus she said come back Twinkie.
Your mama so fat, that she can use herself as a bowling ball and get 10 strikes in all of the lanes!
Yo mama so fat and poor the only thing she could afford to eat was grease.
Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.
Yo mamma is so fat, her diet pills say M & M.
Yo mamma's so fat that she had to get baptized at seaworld.
Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran out with a spoon!
Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.