Yo momma so old... She left her purse on Noah's Ark.
Yo Mama's so loose it's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
Yo momma is so ugly that Superman lost his supervision and went blind.
Yo momma’s so ugly, they use her face as a cure for constipation.
Yo mamma so fat when she looked at the scale she yelled, "Thats not my weight, thats my phone number!"
Yo momma so dumb she threw a ball at the ground and missed.
Yo Mama's so stupid I asked her to buy me a pare of sneakers and she came back with 2 candy bars.
Yo mama is fat, she got a triple-double chin.
Yo mamma so fat she went to Japan and Godzilla said "DAMN" and ran away.
Yo momma’s so fat, she stood in front of the Hollywood sign and it just said H —— d.
Yo momma so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food.