Joke #5035

Yo momma so old... She left her purse on Noah's Ark.

Yo mamma so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.

Yo momma's so fat... Your family portrait has stretch marks

Yo momma's so stupid when her son said break a leg, she really did.

Yo mama's like a library, she's open to the public.

Your mama is so ugly, that she made a blind kid cry.

Yo momma so fat that when she went to her prom she literally raised the roof.

Yo mama is so fat, it says to be continued, when she gets on a weighing-machine.

Yo Momma's a bowling ball. She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter. Then she comes rolling back for more.

Yo mama is so stupid she was the reason the walking dead was made.

Yo mama so ugly when she went to the bathroom, she scared the shit out of the toilet.