Yo momma so old... She left her purse on Noah's Ark.
Yo Momma So Fat The Only Letters She Knows In The Alphabet Are K.F.C!
Yo Mama's so stupid when she heard someone say it was chille outside,she went and grabbed a size 20 bowl.
Yo mama is so poor, rainbows in her neighborhood are black and white.
Yo mama breath stanks so bad, instead of using baking soda, it smells like she uses baking ass!
Yo mama so fat when she went sky diving in a blue jump suit, all the kids below said, "Ahhhh! The sky is falling!"
Yo momma’s so ugly, she can look up a camel’s butt and scare its hump off.
Yo mama so fat her chairs are buildings.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, she can make out with a toothpick in her mouth.
Yo mama so stupid somebody said "What's your IQ?" and she said gesundheit.