Joke #5045

Yo Mama so old... She's got the first autographed Koran.

Yo momma’s so ugly, when she was lying on the beach, the cat tried to bury her.

Yo' Mama is so ugly, her zits don't want to be seen with her.

Yo momma’s so fat, she sells shade in the summer.

Yo momma’s so ugly, when she looks in the mirror her reflection ducks.

Yo momma's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way.

Yo' Mama is so flat, the last time she felt a breast was in a KFC bucket.

Yo mama's so ugly that slender-man ran from her. She's also the reason why slender-man doesn't have eyes.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thinks the Wu-Tang Clan is a Japanese orange drink company.

Yo Momma's a bowling ball. She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter. Then she comes rolling back for more.

Your mama's so stupid when she saw a bus with lots of white kids in it she said stop that Twinkie.