Joke #5045

Yo Mama so old... She's got the first autographed Koran.

Q: What does your Mama and a slinky have in common? A: They aren't much to look at but you can't help cracking a smile when you see it tumbling down the stairs.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.

Yo mama is so fat when she left the room everyone could breathe again.

Yo mama so poor a man broke in her house a gave her money.

Your momma's like a shotgun 2 cocks and shes ready to blow.

Yo mamma is so fat, when she went on a cruise, a walrus jumped aboard and started singing 'we are family'.

Yo mama's so black if she sat in a jacuzy the water turned into coffee.

Yo momma so stupid, she put 2 quarters to her ears and thought she was listenin’ to 50 Cent.

Yo mama so stupid she though iHop was a gym!

Your momma is just like a shotgun, give her a cock and she blows.