Yo Mama so old... She's got the first autographed Koran.
YOUR MOMS HOUSE IS SO POOR I WENT TO KNOCK ON HER DOOR AND A ROACH TRIPPED ME AND A RAT TOOK MY WALET.
Yo mama is so hairy, Kingkong got jealous.
Yo mama so fat when she uses a space shuttle as a vibrator.
Do you know why your mother is called Egypt? Because every time she shits she leaves a pyramid...
Yo momma so fat it's not even funny anymore.
Yo Mama so old... She's got Adam and Eve's autograph.
Yo mama so stupid that when I was drowning I yelled out to her that I needed a life saver and she said "Cherry or grape?"
Your moms pussy is so hairy when your brother was born he died of rug burn.
Yo Mama so stupid she put a peephole in a glass door!
Yo mama so fat her boobs squirts out milk.