Yo Mama so old... She's got the first autographed Koran.
Yo mama so ugly it caused Godzilla to go back to the ocean.
Yo Mommas SO POOR I SEE HER KICKING A CAN DOWN THE ROAD, I SAID "WHAT YAR DOING " SHE SAID "MOVING"!
Yo mama so poor the i saw her rolling a can and said what are you doing she said moving!
Yo mama is so dark that that she can leave fingerprints on carbon.
Yo momma's so fat... The animals at the zoo feed her.
Your Mommas so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale!
Yo mama so poor I sat on the garbage can and she said get off from my roof.
Yo mama so fat she puts insurance on her food.
Yo momma so fat it's not even funny anymore.