Yo Mama so old... She's got the first autographed Koran.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she cooks with Old Spice.
Yo mama's so black she went to night school and got marked absent.
Yo momma's so fat; she's on both sides of the family!
Yo mama is so stupid that she went to the store to buy a color TV and asked what colors they had.
Yo Momma's so fat that while she's sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in."
Yo Mama so old... She's got Adam and Eve's autograph.
Yo momma so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food.
Yo mama is so fat Jesus can't hold her holy spirit.
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she was lying on the beach, the cat tried to bury her.
Yo momma’s so fat, she’s on both sides of the family.