Yo Mama so old... She's got the first autographed Koran.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, when yo' daddy suggested doggie style, she laid down and licked her balls.
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
Yo mama's so fat the only alphabet she knows is her KFCs.
Your momma so fat... When she goes to the zoo the elephants throw your momma peanuts.
Yo mamas so nasty, she went to the hair salon, took off her shirt, and said "I wanna impress a boy, so braid it."
Yo' Mama is so poor, her face is on the food stamp.
Yo' mama is so bald, when she wears a turtleneck it looks like a busted rubber.
Yo Momma's so fat when she takes a bath she fills the tub then turns on the water.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she only goes to the grocery store for free samples.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she smashed open her TV hoping to find a TV dinner.