Joke #5045

Yo Mama so old... She's got the first autographed Koran.

Yo Mama's so ugly, I can f**k her in any position and it'll still be doggie-style.

Yo mamma so fat she walked into the upside down and it immediately turn right side up-

Yo' Mama is so fat, when she rubs her legs together, I smell bacon.

Yo mama's so black if she sat in a jacuzy the water turned into coffee.

Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses transport trucks as roller skates.

Yo momma so nasty i had phone sex with her and she gave me an earinfection.

Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.

Yo mama is so fat that her ass is a laundry so we can iron anything on it.

Yo Mama is so fat and ugly she and Godzilla are twins.

Yo mama nose is so big she could smell what the rock was cooking before he started cooking.