Once a programmer drowned in the sea.
Many Marines where at that time on the beach, but the programmer was shouting "F1 F1" and nobody understood it.
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A: Nerdic.
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Programmer.
A machine that turns coffee into code.
What do computers eat when they get hungry?
"Chips."
Two bloggers chatting:
Mom: Son, it’s snowing so nice.
Son: Where, Give me the link please.
Q: Which Bible character had no parents?
A: Joshua, son of Nun (Joshua 1:1).
Programming is like sex.
One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
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According to Apple what is the leading cause of iphone 6 overheating?
Downloading images of Candice Swanepoel.
My wifi suddenly stop working then I realized that my neighbors have not paid the bill.
How irresponsible people are.
What do you get if you cross a Kindle with an Apple iPhone 4S?
4Skin.
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Bill Gates is hanging out with the chairman of General Motors.
"If automotive technology had kept pace with computer technology over the past few decades," boasts Gates, "you would now be driving a V-32 instead of a V-8, and it would have a top speed of 10,000 miles per hour.
Or, you could have an economy car that weighs 30 pounds and gets a thousand miles to a gallon of gas.
In either case, the sticker price of a new car would be less than $50."
"Sure," says the GM chairman.
"But would you really want to drive a car that crashes four times a day?"