Once a programmer drowned in the sea. Many Marines where at that time on the beach, but the programmer was shouting "F1 F1" and nobody understood it.
The website you seek Cannot be located, but Countless more exist.
The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and children are the FBI...
Q: What is 001011010110101010100101010010101015 in binary? A: A major glitch!
A computer program will always do what you tell it to do, but rarely what you want to do.
Fed up with your computer winning at chess? Try it at kick-boxing instead!
Life is too short to remove USB safely.
Your mama so stupid she bought tickets to Xbox Live.
The boy is smoking and leaving smoke rings into the air. The girl gets irritated with the smoke and says to her lover: "Can't you see the warning written on the cigarettes packet, smoking is injurious to health!" The boy replies back: "Darling, I am a programmer. We don't worry about warnings, we only worry about errors."
Much like Apple products, I also, am only compatible with myself.
With searching comes loss And the presence of absence: ‘My Novel’ not found.