Joke #5088

Yo Mama so old... She was once a waitress at the last supper.

Yo mama so fat it took nationwide 3 years to get on her side.

Yo momma's so stupid, she gave your uncle a bl*wjob 'cause he said it'd help his unemployment.

Yo mama's so fat that when she puts on a jumper it's known as global warming.

Yo mama's so poor when I went to her house and asked to use the bathroom, she said "Two trees to your left."

Yo' Mama is so nasty, she gave me an ear infection over the phone.

Yo mama's so fat, at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts.

Yo' Mama is so fat, when the cops see her on a street corner, they yell, "Hey you guys, break it up!"

Yo' Mama is so poor, she strips at Chuck E. Cheese for tokens.

Yo momma’s so fat, her chairs have seat belts.

Yo' Mama is so dirty, roaches check into her laundry basket, but they don't check out.