Joke #5088

Yo Mama so old... She was once a waitress at the last supper.

You so ugly, when Yo Momma drops you off at school, she gets a ticket for littering.

Yo mama is so fat, the army used her pants for a parachute.

Yo Mama's glasses are so thick she looks at a map and sees people waving.

Yo mama is so ugly she reminds me SUN, is hard to look at her.

Yo Mama is so black, when she leans up against a white wall she looks like an alley.

Yo mamma so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.

Yo' Mama is so fat, after sex, she smokes a turkey.

Yo momma’s so fat, she stood in front of the Hollywood sign and it just said H —— d.

Yo Momma's so fat that while she's sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in."

Yo mamas so nasty, she went to the hair salon, took off her shirt, and said "I wanna impress a boy, so braid it."