Joke #5088

Yo Mama so old... She was once a waitress at the last supper.

Your mama is so stupid she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.

Yo momma is so fat her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.

Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.

Yo mama so poor, when she found a penny she thought she had hit the lottery.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she asked if her drug test was multiple choice.

Your mamma is so fat when she steped on the scale it said to be continued.

Yo mama's so stupid she studied for blood test and failed.

Yo mama's so fat when she stepped on a scale it said: "A.B.C.D.E.F.G get your fat ass off of me."

Yo mama told me that she had some wrinkles in her feet ; I suggested to wear stocking. She said : "Woo it is 50 years that I am wearing pants the chink of her ass hadn't been recovery!"

Yo' Mama is so fat, when she farts, it comes out at the ankles of her tight-ass jeans.