Yo Mama so old... She was once a waitress at the last supper.
Your momma is so fat that her measurements are 26-34-28, and her other arm is just as big!
Yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck.
Yo mama's so fat that when she wore a red shirt, people said hey look koolaid.
Yo mommas so stupid when she licked a dog she said meow.
Your momma so fat... When she goes to the zoo the elephants throw your momma peanuts.
Yo momma’s so ugly, she got arrested for mooning when she looked out of a window.
Yo mama is so fat she doesn't need the internet. She is already world-wide!
Your moms like a christmass tree all the guys put there balls on her.
Yo mama's so poor when I went to her house and asked to use the bathroom, she said "Two trees to your left."
Yo mama so skinny... She turned sideways and dissapeared