Yo Mama so old... She was once a waitress at the last supper.
Yo Mama's so fat, she makes Johana Hill look superbad at gaining weight.
Yo mammas so fat they had to make a new number.
Yo mamas so fat when she farted she caused global warming!
Yo mama's so dumb, she thinks socialism means partying!
Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, the homeless give it back.
Yo momma’s so ugly, she makes onions cry.
Yo momma’s so fat, ‘Place Your Ad Here’ is printed on each of her butt cheeks.
Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orleans thought Katrina came back to finish the job.
Yo mama is so skinny that she eats a nut and thoughts that she’s pregnant...
Yo momma so nasty i had phone sex with her and she gave me an earinfection.