Yo Mama so old... She was once a waitress at the last supper.
Yo Momma's so fat when she takes a bath she fills the tub then turns on the water.
Yo mamas so fat that she fought a war with her own farts.
"Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too!"
Yo mama so fat her boobs squirts out milk.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she went to KFC, she ordered the bucket of chicken on the roof.
Yo momma is so fat, that the last time she farted, a director came up with the movie "Twister".
Yo momma’s so ugly, they put her face on box of laxatives and sold it empty.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she voted for a pit bull wearing lipstick.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she has a kickstand on her peg leg.
Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? She kept throwing away all the W's!