Yo Mama so old... She was once a waitress at the last supper.
"Yo momma so stupid she steals free bread!"
Your mama so fat when she goes in Walmart and goes out it's gone.
Your mama's teeth are so messed up....i thought her tongue was in jail!
Yo mamma so ugly when she was walking to the bank. They turned of the security cameras.
Yo momma so stupid when she went to Subway, she asked for a ticket to Chicago.
Yo' Mama so fat, I can stand on her belly and high-five God.
Yo mama so hairy when you were born you almost died of rugburn.
Yo momma’s so ugly, she can look up a camel’s butt and scare its hump off.
Your mother is so fat, that when she jumped for joy, she got stuck!