Joke #5088

Yo Mama so old... She was once a waitress at the last supper.

Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the intenet to be worldwide.

Yo' Mama is so poor, when I asked where her bathroom was, she said, "Fourth bottle from the left."

Yo mama's so fat, Godzilla tried to f**k her and fell in.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, it took her an hour to cook instant rice.

You momma so stupid I see her walking the pigs down the street I'd asked "What she doing?" And she said "Going piggy back riding"!

Yo mama's so fat, her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.

Yo' Mama is so fat, when she farts, it comes out at the ankles of her tight-ass jeans.

Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she were born, the doctor didn't know which end to slap.

Nobody has ever told Chuck Norris a yo-mama joke and lived to tell about it.

Yo mama so ugly that she saw herself six ways in the mirror!