Joke #5089

There was blonde who wanted to go on a diet. She went to the doctor and asked for his advice. He said that she was going to go on a diet for three days. "Eat anything and everything you want for the first two days of your diet. Then skip the third day." So the blonde went home and ate anything and everything she wanted for the first two days, then she skipped the third day. The next day she went back to the doctor and he asked her, "How is your diet?" She said, "Well, the first two days were easy but that third day was hard. Doing all that skipping made me really tired."

Why did the blond speed on the highway? Because she thought the cars behind her where chasing her!!!!

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? She kept throwing away all the W's!

A blonde has been working in a broom factory since childhood, despite the state's strict anti-child labor laws, and has always been a good worker. But one day, she storms into her boss' office. "I quit! That's it, I'm not working here anymore!" "Why?" asks the boss. "What's the problem?" "I've been working here for so long that I've grown the broom bristles between my legs. I can't take it anymore." "Listen," the boss says. "That's perfectly normal. Look, I have those too." "Oh, my God!" she exclaims. "It's worse than I thought! You've also grown a broom handle!"

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to count the stairs on a escalator.

Two blondes walk into a building... you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

I posted a blonde joke on facebook accompanied by: "for my blonde friends... an apology". One of them responded. "You don't have to apologise for having blonde friends."

How do you know if a blonde has been playing with your Xbox 360? The joystick is wet.

Q. What does a blonde do if she is not in bed by 10? A. She picks up her purse and goes home.

What does a blonde say after having sex? What team do you guys play for?

How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves? She fell out of the tree.