Q. Why is 68 the maximum speed for blonds?
A. Because at 69 they blow a rod...
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Teller: "Why did the blonde move to L.A.?"
Blonde: "I don't know. Why?"
Teller: "It was easier to spell."
Blonde: "Easier than what?"
What does a blonde do when her laptop computer freezes?
She sticks it in the microwave.
A blonde's redhead decides to show her a neat way to trick people.
You put your hand on a wall and ask someone to punch it.
But before they do, you pull your hand away!
"That is a neat trick," thinks the blonde, and tries desperately to remember it, but isn't all too successful.
Despite this, she decides to try it out on her blonde friend.
"Okay," she says, "I'm going to put my hand in front of my face..."
Q: What was the blonde psychic's greatest achievment?
A: An IN-body experience!
Did you hear about the blonde who brought her cosmetics with her for a make-up exam?
Q: Why did the blonde girl stare at the orange juice box?
A: The orange juice box says, "concentrate."
Q: If a blonde and a brunette were falling off a building, who would hit the ground first?
A: The brunette because the blonde would stop for directions.
A cop pulls over a blonde for speeding.
The cop gets out of his car and asks the blonde for her license.
"You cops should get it together. One day you take away my license, and the next day you ask me to show it."
A blonde comes to a doctor and complains:
Doc, please help: when I touch my head - it hurts, when I touch my belly - it hurts, when I touch my leg - it hurts...
I know what has happened to you.
And what?
You've broken your finger.
Q: How do you know a blonde just lost her virginity?
A: The crayons are still sticky.
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