Joke #5096

Your momma so fat... All the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Your Momma"

Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.

What do you do if a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Pull out the pin and throw it back.

Yo mama so fat when she went to the movies she filled up the whole room.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phone book.

Yo Mama so old... When she ran the 100 meter dash, they timed yo mama with a sundial.

Yo' Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.

Yo mama so dumb,when she got an "F" on her test, she thought it mean Fantastic!

Yo mama so poor that when I stepped on a cigarette she said "who turned off the heat?"

Yo Mama's glasses are so thick she looks at a map and sees people waving.

Yo momma is so fat she was walking down the street, tripped and broke her leg and gravy rolled out.