Your momma so fat... All the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Your Momma"
Yo momma’s so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran and got a bowl.
Q: What's the difference between 3 d*cks and a joke? A: Your mom can't take a joke.
Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, your family prays after they eat.
Yo momma's so fat when she hauls ass she has to make 2 trips.
Yo mamma so stupid when she went to the library to get an application for a library card they said: "I need your ID" she gave them an EBT card.
Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her.
Yo' Mama is so dumb, if her brains were farts, there wouldn't be enough to stink.
Yo momma’s so ugly, the army doesn’t use guns any more – they use her picture.
Yo mama's so fat when she sat on a tree it made paper.