Your momma so fat... All the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Your Momma"
Yo' Mama is so stanky, she gets sourdough yeast infections.
Yo momma’s so fat, ‘Place Your Ad Here’ is printed on each of her butt cheeks.
Yo' mama got such bad dandruff, the principal declared a snow day!
Yo' Mama is so stanky, even the garbage man won't pick her up.
Yo' Mama got one eye and one leg. We call her IHOP.
Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.
Yo mamma is not on a diet, she's on a triet, anything you eating-shell try it.
Yo momma’s so ugly, she got a sex change and the surgeon had to flip a coin.
Yo momma’s so ugly, they use her face as a cure for constipation.
Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, the homeless give it back.