Your momma so fat... All the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Your Momma"
Yo mama is so fat she made all the dinosaurs extinct.
Yo mama so slow that when she tried to cross the road she got a parking ticket.
Yo Mama is like a refrigerator. Meat goes in and out all day.
Your moma is so ugly...she could make medicine sick!
Yo mamas so ugly, she scares blind kids away.
"Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too!"
Yo' Mama is so fat, a cop saw her standing alone and told her to break it up.
Yo mama is so poor, rainbows in her neighborhood are black and white.
Yo momma's like a "Happy Meal" small, cheap and greasy.
Yo mama so fat her boobs squirts out milk.