Your momma so fat...
All the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Your Momma"
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Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.
Yo mama is so fat that when she died jesus couldn't lift her soul to heaven.
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