Your momma so fat... All the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Your Momma"
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thinks her binoculars are opera glasses.
Yo mama's so fat, when she leaves the beach everybody shouts "The coast is clear."
Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Yo Momma is so fat… That she broke a branch in her family tree!
Yo Mama is so black, when she leans up against a white wall she looks like an alley.
Yo mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it.
You mama is so fat, when she lies on the beach Greenpeace try to push her back in the water.
Yo mama so fat when she went to bruger king the bruger was running as fast as they can.
Yo Mama So Black When I Shot Her, The Bullet Came Back And Asked For Flashlight.
Yo' Mama is so stanky, she gets sourdough yeast infections.