Yo momma so poor... Burglars break into yo momma's home and leave money.
Yo mama's so fat, at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts.
Yo Mama so old... When Moses parted the Red Sea, he found yo mama fishing on the other side!
Yo mama so dumb,when she got an "F" on her test, she thought it mean Fantastic!
Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.
Yo' Mama is like a blimp: a huge spectacle that's full of gas.
Yo Momma so fat she has seat belts on the chairs to keep her fat from rolling off!
Yo' Mama is so poor, she does a drive-by from the bus.
Yo' Mama is like a virus, if she spreads, we're all screwed.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she jumped off a cliff and stopped for directions.
Yo mamma so hairy she has afros on her nipples.