Joke #5015

Yo momma so poor... Burglars break into yo momma's home and leave money.

Yo mamas so fat that when she stepped on a scale, buzz lightyear came out and said "to infinity and beyond!"

Your mama's so fat the government forced her to wear tailights and blinkers so no one else would get hurt.

Yo' Mama is like a donkey: everybody rides the ass.

Yo momma’s so ugly, when she walks in the kitchen, the rats jump on the table and start screaming.

Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.

Yo' Mama is so nasty, it sounds like Velcro when she takes her panties off.

Yo mama so ugly when she went outside it was a black out.

What do you do if a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Pull out the pin and throw it back.

Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses a mattress for a maxipad.

Yo momma’s so ugly, she practises birth control by leaving the lights on.