Yo momma so poor... Burglars break into yo momma's home and leave money.
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Yo mama is so poor, rainbows in her neighborhood are black and white.
Yo' Mama is so dumb, if her brains were farts, there wouldn't be enough to stink.
Yo mamma is stupid she bought tickets to Flo ridas concert but instead she went to Florida.
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, the pigeons throw her bread.
Yo Momma is so fat… That she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed a two-hour special of "Lost."
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she went to KFC, she ordered the bucket of chicken on the roof.
"Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too!"
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she gave me an ear infection over the phone.