A man went into the drugstore and asked for a deodorant. "The ball type?" asked the clerk. "No," said the dumb man. "It's for my underarms."
Why is it dangerous to tell the husband to go and change the son? Two hours later he comes back with a baby girl.
What do you call the useless piece of skin on a penis? The man.
How are husbands like lawn mowers? They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work.
Hi, I see that you're new to this gym, and I wanna be the first male to bother you.
Why are men like blenders? You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg? They won't stop to ask directions!
A man is in a mall and sees a clothes store. He sees a magnificent, brand new jacket in the shop window and decides he shall try it on and buy it. So he walks into the shop and asks an employee: "Excuse me sir." "How can I help you" the employee replies. "Could I by any chance try on that jacket in your shop window?" The employee looks at him and says "No you shall not you are to try it on in the changing rooms like everybody else!"
Q: What do you call a man who run a cross the road and roll in the dirt then run back across? A: A double dirty crosser.
A man walks into a clock shop where a beautiful woman is working. He walks to the counter unzips his fly and pulls out his cock. The woman screams "excuse me sir this is a CLOCK SHOP". I know replied the man "I want two hands and a face put on this".
How does a man take a bubble bath? He eats beans for dinner.