What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?
Any place without a drive-up window.
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Q: Why do men like blonde jokes?
A: Because they can understand them.
How can you tell if a man is aroused?
He's breathing.
Why does a man prefer blondes?
Men always like intellectual company.
Why did God create man?
Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn.
A man in a pub asks for a beer.
The barman says, "Sure, that'll be one dollar."
"One dollar?" exclaims the man.
Reading the menu, he says, "Could I have steak and chips?"
"Certainly," says the barman, "that'll be two dollars."
"Two dollars?" cries the man.
"You're joking. Where's the guy who owns this place?"
The barman says, "Upstairs, with my wife"."
The man says, "What's he doing upstairs with your wife?"
The barman says, "The same thing I'm doing to his business."
Q: Why are men so happy?
A: Because ignorance is bliss.
What does a man consider a seven course meal?
A hot dog and a six pack.
A couple who drove their car to K-Mart only to have their car breakdown in the parking lot.
The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car.
The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car.
On closer inspection she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis.
Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones.
Unable to stand the embarrassment she dutifully stepped forward and tucked everything back into place.
On regaining her feet she looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by.
The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his head.
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One...men will screw anything.
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