Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are beautiful.
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Q: Why did God create Adam before he created eve?
A: Because he didn't want anyone telling him how to make Adam.
Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women?
When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there.
Q:How many divorced men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A:None, the sockets go with the house.
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Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman: "Unfertilized."
Why are all jokes about women one-liners?
So men can understand them.
How many God-fearing, tax-paying, law-abiding men in Las Vegas does it take to light a bonfire?
Both of them.
How does a man save a woman from being attacked on the street at night?
He controls himself.
What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift to women?
Exchange him.
A man went into the drugstore and asked for a deodorant.
"The ball type?" asked the clerk.
"No," said the dumb man. "It's for my underarms."