Joke #5150

Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are beautiful.
Vote: has 51.34 % from 12 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: men

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

A guy rang up to air port and said: "Do you mind me please to ask how long is from New York to Sanfransico? The lady replied "A moment..." Then the guy said "Thank you" and ceased conversation.
Vote: has 83.87 % from 76 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: communication, men, stupid, time, travel
Ladies and Gentlemen, if there is anybody here who is feeling, worried, nervous or apprehensive it is probably because you just married John.
Vote: has 28.61 % from 12 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: men
Why did the blonde have a sore belly button? Because there are blonde men too!
Vote: has 40.75 % from 52 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: blonde, men, women
What is the difference between a man and E.T.? E.T. phoned home.
Vote: has 40.95 % from 7 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: men
I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.
Vote: has 80.46 % from 20 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: divorce, mean, men, money, women
Wouldn’t it be great if men were made by Kodak! They would automatically shut off when they weren’t being used. You wouldn’t have to wait for them to recharge after each shot. They last longer and come with a warranty. You can try them out first for a two-week trial period and return them if not satisfied with no risks or hassle. They exist to capture the moment, not ruin it. They come in fashion colors. You can keep them in maximum zoom. They come with replaceable or adjustable parts. The parts that count are portable. They don’t mind over-exposure. They respond to the slightest touch. The one you want is available at a KMART near you.
Vote: has 58.98 % from 8 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: men
A man sits on a bus looking ashamed. The man next to him notices and asks what is wrong. He says that when he went to buy the bus ticket, the woman serving him had the most unbelievable breasts, so he got flustered and asked for two tickets to Tittsburgh instead of Pittsburgh. The man next to him laughs, "Don't worry about that. We all make Freudian slips. This morning I was having breakfast with my wife. I meant to say, 'Pass the salt,' but I accidently said, 'You f**king bitch, you ruined my life.'"
Vote: has 74.36 % from 56 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: life, men, wife, women
What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift to women? Exchange him.
Vote: has 58.52 % from 27 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: god, men, women
A man goes to the vet about his dog's fleas. The vet says: "I'm sorry, I'll have to put this dog down." The man is incredulous and asks why. The vet says: "Because he's far too heavy."
Vote: has 74.97 % from 21 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: men
Q: What do you call a group of men found drowned in a wine vat? A: The Grape-full Dead!
Vote: has 15.98 % from 12 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: death, men, wine