How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?
Wave to her.
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What did the blonde’s holiday postcard say?
‘Having a wonderful time.
Where am I?’
What does a Blonde say during a porno?
There I am!
Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence.
Why did the blonde snort sweet n' low?
She thought it was diet coke.
A young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife something nice for their first wedding anniversary.
So he decides to buy her a cell phone.
She is all excited - she loves her phone.
He shows her and explains to her all the features on the phone.
The next day the blonde goes shopping. Her phone rings and it's her husband.
"Hi Hon," he says.
"How do you like your new phone?"
She replies, "I just love it.
It's so small and your voice is clear as a bell.
There's one thing I don't understand though."
"What's that, baby?" asks the husband.
"How did you know I was at Wal-Mart?"
Q: Why did the blonde climb on to the roof?
A: Someone told her the drinks were on the house.
3 girls step on a magic rug that makes u disappear if u tell a lie.
Brunette: I think I'm the prettiest girl in school. *poof*
Red-head: I think I'm the most popular girl in school. *poof*
Blonde: I think-. *poof*
Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?
She kept throwing away all the W's!
What does a blonde do when her laptop computer freezes?
She sticks it in the microwave.