Why should you never let a blonde take a tea or coffee break? "It's too hard to re-train them."
Doctor: "Yes, what is it I can do for you?" Blond: "Doctor, yesterday, when I was doing my yoga, one of my friends told me that if I did this particular exercise, all my body’s blood would go into my head. But, when I stand, why doesn’t anyone say that all the blood would go into the legs?" Doctor: "The fact’s your legs are not that hollow as your head is."
Two blonds were driving to Disneyland. The sing said: Disneyland Left. So they started crying and headed home.
What do you call a blonde between two brunettes? A mental block.
Three blonde men are on one side of a wide river and don't know how to get across. The first man prays to God to make him smart enough to figure out how to cross the river, so God turns him into a brown-haired man and he swims across. The second man prays to God to make him even smarter, so God turns him into a dark-haired man and he builds a boat and rows across. Then the third man prays to God to make him the smartest of all, so God turns him into a woman and she walks across the bridge.
What’s blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette…? A blonde doing cartwheels.
Q: How do you know a blonde just lost her virginity? A: The crayons are still sticky.
Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it...
Q: Where do blondes go to meet their relatives? A: The vegetable garden.
Q: Why was the blonde afraid to have phone sex? A: Because the condom wouldn't fit over the phone.