Four blondes drive to a bar in their old pickup truck.
Three sit in the cab and one sits in the bed of the truck.
The three blondes go into the bar and order a round of shots.
Almost an hour later, the fourth blonde finally joins them.
"Where have you been?" they ask.
Clearly frustrated, she responds, "Well, you all forgot to open the tail gate!"
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A: So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.
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"Is it mine?"
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A: Where's the stairs.
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A: Extra large, hold the roots.
What’s five miles long and has an IQ of forty?
A blonde parade.
What’s it called when a blonde blows in another blonde’s ear?
Data transfer.
What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
"Run faster....she's got a hand grenade in her mouth."
Q: Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders?
A: So they don't get a concussion while bobbing them from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know?" whenever you ask them a question.
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What’s blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette…?
A blonde doing cartwheels.
